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Volume 3 Issue 2
Inimicus auctoritatis contemptus est, et risus certissimus modus subruendi est.
NOVEMBER 2024
Shaq Intro.mp4Shaquille O'Neal (H)
A message from this issue's special celebrity guest editor, Shaquille O'Neal. A transcript of his editor's note can be found here.
Matt Malloy '25, Christos Dimas '25, Leonard Siegal '25
Matt Malloy and Christos Dimas attempt to take their announcing up a notch--and give it some extra "juice." Watch here...
Angel Reyes '25
Arguably the best center in history has encountered a predicament and is considering a new frontier to save his reputation. Read more...
The Prince of Peace has choice words for his followers after this year's costume disappointment. Read more...
Like moths to a flame. Read more...
The Brothers Stanislawski '25/'26
The Stanislawski Boys Bring you an important PSA approved by The Diesel. Watch here...
Nicholas Lodato '27
The MC student body turns bestial when Shaq shows up. Read more...
James McCormac '25
With all the injured athletes hanging around the training room Lord Shaq decided to help out the most injured among them. Read more...
Other News
WHY DON'T MORE PRODUCTS SEEK SHAQ'S ENDORSEMENT?
SHAQ CALLS MERCHANT "PEPSI" OF SATIRE PUBLICATIONS, ST. RITA'S "RC COLA"
SHAQ WINS MC HALLOWEEN COSTUME CONTEST AS MR. BAFFOE
SHAQ TAKES 11TH PLACE IN FREE THROW CONTEST IN MR. SCHEURING'S ROOM
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