That guy with the last name that is hard to pronounce and spell, has offers from every college on Mars, dodge ball MVP, undefeated swimmer, survivor of Mr. Baffoe's class, and actually put effort into his about me section.
Even at my Lois I'm still a Family Guy.
I like to procrastinate, not because I'm lazy, but I enjoy the challenge of the time crunch.
I hope that one day I own enough rings to make a bowl of cereal with. #milk
Brendan Reillys little brother or something.
#1 theologian of the century. Goes bar-down literally every shot. Average distance of driver carry: 295 yards. Sometimes enjoys long walks in the middle of no-where. Basically the most accurate living thing to Aqua-Man. Has never ever absolutely not driven on the wrong side of the road.
A retired cage fighter, Mr. Baffoe currently teaches English, Journalism, Film Studies, Life, and Hot Dog Sandwichry at Mount Carmel. McRib evangelist. Lurks waiting to defenestrate you for making a grammatical error. Has outstanding detentions from more than two decades ago.