The Merchant
Volume 2 Issue 1
Multam Praedam Rapiemus
OCTOBER 2023
Adam Stanislawski '26
A mysterious creature has been the reason for the Caravan Aquatics center closure. What happened, and how is MC dealing with the monster? Read more...
Mr. Godinez "Ramsey" has turned his loyal Spanish classes into a cooking fiesta. Read more...
Freshmen locked in cages during Studium "for their 0wn good"
Andrew Stanislawski '25
Freshman have been getting a little rowdy in the recently reinstated Studium program. How are the troublesome underclassmen being handled? Read more...
James McCormac '25
MC has a, frankly quite terrifying, way to deal with freshman slowing down the stairways. Read more...
Daniel Moody '26
MC students are found to be wearing fake ID's, and a deal has to be cut with the inspired student who forges them. Read more...
Christos Dimas '25, Matthew Malloy '25, Leonard Siegal '25
Take a look at The Merchant's short video covering the terrifying Dean O'Connor and how he treats the students of MC. Read more...
Luis Munoz '24
Elon Musk graciously offered to replace MC buses with autonomous self driving vehicles- unfortunately leading to several accidents. Read more...
Welcome Freshmen, from The Merchant
The Merchant Staff
Please watch the video we produced for the Freshman Late Night, which was unfortunately not shown due to its overwhelming humor.
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Victor Guaramato '26
A language class is very important to have in school-some saying it's the most important class. However, when the goings gets tough, how do Carmel students respond to tough classes? Read more...
Other News
E-SPORTS CONDITIONING BEGINS NEXT WEEK
MERCHANT REQUESTS GRANDPARENTS CEASE ASKING US HOW TO OPEN ST. RITA'S SATIRICAL NEWSPAPER'S PDFS
MC CELEBRATES FEWEST LOST FRESHMAN ON IMPACT WEEK EVER
BEARS ASK TO USE BARDA-DOWLING STADIUM AFTER SUBURBS REJECT THEM