The Merchant
Volume 2 Issue 5
In capite tuo, inmortui
MARCH 2024
Christos Dimas '25
See what a typical morning looks like for the Admissions Team, featuring Mr. Stur, Mr. Bax, and Mrs. Auguste. Watch here.
Leonard Siegal '25
As a new tax is declared on food, students continue their fight against the Chappetto presidency. What will they be looking to vote for in the next election cycle? Read more...
Adam Stanislawski '26
More leaks in the pool are causing the boilers to overheat. Read more...
Angel Reyes '25
Mr. Conroy uses increased Walkathon goal for world travel. Read more...
Matt Malloy '25, Leonard Siegal '25, James McCormac '25
Take a look at all the essential items that Mr. Antonietti needs, and what he even uses them for. Watch here.
Merchant Comics
"Scenes before pandemonium one" by Ozzie Munoz '24
"Baffoe.ai" by Ozzie Munoz '24
Other News
BREAKING: ANGELO CIARAVINO'S BRACKET HAS ILLINOIS AS WINNER
STUDENT SECTION THEME FOR NEXT TENNIS MATCH IS "SWEDISH"
PRAYERS OF THE FAITHFUL AT MASS INCLUDE "FOR THOSE ABOUT TO ROCK"
WE HAVE EXTRA STORY IDEAS IF ST. RITA'S SATIRICAL PUBLICATION NEEDS ANY