The Merchant
Volume 2 Issue 4
Amor mortuus est
FEBRUARY 2024
Christos Dimas '25
Director of Admissions Mr. Noel Bax reviews another Apple Fritter with Matt Malloy '25. Watch here...
Angel Reyes '25
Mount Carmel faculty goes in deep to their opinions on The Merchant. Watch here...
Mr. Bill Nolan, Guest Faculty Columnist
Everyone makes New Year's Resolutions, and Mr. Nolan's was quite a change for Mount Carmel's announcements. Read more...
Andrew Stanislawski '25, Adam Stanislawski '26
Bored after school? Here are a few options for any students stuck twiddling their thumbs as they pass the time until the activity bus. Watch here...
Daniel Moody '25
What does the mysterious Mr. Stimler do every day? Find out what the real Stim Shady's daily routine is like. Read more...
Matt Malloy '25, Christos Dimas '25, Leonard Siegal '25
Will Matt skip detention? Will the boys write their essays? What does Mr. Baffoe do on detention duty when no one is looking? And worst of all, will they taste the rainbow? Watch here...
Merchant Comics
"Benchwarmer" by Ozzie Munoz '24
Other News
CODY BELLINGER CONSIDERS COACH HURRY'S PITCH TO RE-SIGN WITH CUBS
LUNCH SPECIALS GET FANCY WITH PINE NEEDLE GARNISH FROM DISCARDED SCHOOL XMAS TREE
MC TO OFFER $9.99 KAIROS LIVE STREAMING SUBSCRIPTION
ST. RITA SATIRICAL NEWSPAPER REQUESTS MERCHANT WRITERS TO SPEAK AT CAREER DAY