Volume 3 Issue 5
Ego ad lepores tendunt ad
MARCH 2025
Leonard Siegal '25
With the power of God and their own human ambition, the baseball team plans to not lose this season. Read more...
Andrew Stanislawski '25
The battle of the Aidans- who will win? Aiden, Aidan, Aydin, Ayden, Aedean? Read more...
Adam Stanislawski '26
Students can't stop cheating with their ashes. Read more...
TEN HUT! Officer on deck. Read more...
Bishop Daymond '28
MC finally has a student body willing to clean up after themselves at lunch and in the halls. Read more...
Other News
SENIOR SO BORED IN CLASS "HAD TO TRY SOMETHING NEW," EATED ID
SENIOR GOES TO HOSPITAL FOR TRYING SOMETHING NEW
MC SAYS GOODBYE TO A SENIOR: BROTHER, SON, FRIEND, "NEW THING ENJOYER"
ID PRINTER RENAMED "MICHAEL PINELLI MEMORIAL PRINTER"