Volume 3 Issue 6
[Exitus, ursam insequitur.]
MAY 2025
Leonard Siegal '25
As the school year draws to a close, no one cares anymore. Read more...
Theology class isn't enough for these religious-focused students. Read more...
Matt Malloy '25
Prom was more fun than bargained for. Read more...
Reading names at graduation isn't enough for Mr. Nolan's voice. Read more...
RJ Risos '26
AI slop is still better than the human slop we try to write. Read more...
Other News
NICK LODATO ONLY NON-SENIOR TO ATTEND FINAL MERCHANT MEETING
INTERVIEW WITH DOC BERRY ON METHOD ACTING FOR ROLE AS GRUMPY SUPERIOR IN SCHOOL PLAY
MR. BAFFOE GETS TEARY READING SENIOR'S THANK YOU CARD GRAMMAR ERRORS
GRADUATING JUDE AL-HALLAJ REVEALS THAT HIS WHOLE VIBE WAS JUST YEARS-LONG SOCIAL EXPERIMENT