Chapter 5 - Reverse Reasoning
"Superstars” will start shooting right away, and the official blog has finally announced a complete guest list, focusing on: Yan Shuo + Shen Ze!
The other eight people: Du Peng, Lin Kang, Zhou Huanrong, Li Wenhan, Mi Ling, Zhang Lan, Ni Feng, Shi Long.
Official blog, [Poster.jpg]X9
"Wow, it's a luxurious lineup, I thought it was the show group."
"I was surprised by this lineup."
"If the words are harmonious, they will be put on the list, giving me a sense of sight TT of being overwhelmed by the predecessors..."
"No, don't worry, their traffic will overwhelm the seniors ==!"
"ShenShuo szd!"
"Lead a ShenShuo fan in the front row!"
"This poster hahahahahahahahahaha"
"The new skill get√Super Giant Official Bo teaches you how to arrange photos of ten people into a nine-square grid!"
"A group photo of Yan Shuo and Shen Ze hahahahahahahahahahahahaha it seems like a wedding photo!"
"Get the official wedding photo!"
"Yue Shi really started to push ShenShuo , tsk tsk, you can eat such hard candy."
"Let's not just push it when you are happy. It is obvious that the super-giant program group is about to start speculating. In the next few months, please prepare for the first-level battle to welcome a wave of crackling and pouring rain."
"Hee hee, thank you for lending you auspicious words!"
"Sour, so sour, so sour."
"What's sour? How many fans are ShenShuo's? Essentially, it's all about eating melons when watching the excitement."
"+1, Shen Ze has a lot of fans, and Yan Shuo also has a lot of fans. In addition to his mother's fans, 90% of Shuo fans are his girlfriend's fans."
"For more than two years, did you dismantle your teammate?"
"No!!! I yell 555555!!! The clay sculpture powder must have the name 55555!!!"
"Then the clay sculpture powder must have a name!"
"Clay sculpture rolls ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah, if you refuse, brother will be made of clay!"
...
Since Li Linjia announced the news that day and confirmed the final list of "Superstars", before going to record the show, Yan Shuo packed up all his belongings, packed the suitcase, and went online after taking a shower.
Recently, he found that watching the forum is very interesting, and he can always see some weird speeches. For example, at this time, he opened the browser and typed in the search box: what does clay sculpture mean.
X-degree search immediately jumped out an explanation, "Clay sculpture: folk crafts, made of clay into various figures, also refers to crafts made of clay."
Yan Shuo: "?"
He continued to scroll down and finally saw the analysis of the terms used in the rice circle, but the statement was rather messy, and there were all kinds of words. To sum up, the general idea is that clay sculpture = Ni Su, he understands, it is a girlfriend fan. How to reverse it?
Yan Shuo is still a little confused, but vaguely understands.
In his dim understanding, Su Fan is about equal to attacking fans (gong’s fans), then Ni Su Fan is about equal to receiving fans (shou’s fans)? He is very familiar with the concept of attacking and accepting. In these years, no one is ignorant of this highly popular online term, and straight men are not immune.
According to his understanding, most of Fu Xinyan’s fans are Ni Su Fan, so that when Fu Xinyan fans praise their idols, they use the following words:
"Ahhhhhh, my good girl is so beautiful today!"
"My little Fu baby is the best in the world! Who can not love him!"
"Kiss my beautiful Fu=3="
...
Yan Shuo felt his scalp numb when he saw it, and felt that it was better for his own fans. Every time he praised him as "good-looking brother", and would not call him his daughter or sister.
However, in the future, he wants to fry CP with Shen Ze. In the eyes of fans, the two sides of CP generally have one stronger and the other weaker. He can't imagine that he is the weaker. Doesn't it depend on his fans every day? Called "Pretty Daughter"?
Yan Shuo was suffocated.
He didn't allow his fans to degenerate, and either he would act against other businesses, or he would let Shen Ze be a "daughter."
He thought carefully about the plan, closed the browser, and switched back to the forum.
In the time of this meeting, the topic in the post has been skipped a few times, and the clay sculptures have been discussed. Now they were talking about the program, but he didn’t talk a few words and got crooked again——
"Have you seen it! Just now Shen Ze liked a Weibo, which was cancelled in seconds!"
"Huh? What Weibo?"
"Upper hammer."
"I'll move it, it's this one, @XX吐槽君: #今日投作品# Suddenly found that my college roommate has a crush on me, we are good buddies, and it is embarrassing now, what should I do?"
"?"
"??"
"Meow meow meow?"
"What's the matter, it might be just a slippery hand."
"This Weibo is from last year, how did it slip past? I have a bold guess, I dare not say QAQ..."
"Don't be afraid! With the microphone in place, speak out your brains out loud!"
"It's just a slippery hand. Is it interesting to take the opportunity to spread the black people?"
"Where there is black, please don't be too sensitive."
"Key point: my roommate has a crush on me. I will leave the rest to downstairs."
"Report, I have checked all the recent posts and likes of all the people Shen Ze is following, and the Weibo rankings and hot topics are also checked. XX is not popular today. I can confirm it 100%. This Weibo will not appear under weibo itself, that is to say-he searched it himself."
"..."
"??"
"Think carefully..."
"What keywords did he search for?"
"Blindly snipe one: my roommate has a crush on me? A good buddy has a crush on me?"
"..."
"It's terrible, I just ordered to eat a melon. It turns out that your plastic group is true base- so is this a traditional show of Joy Time?"
"It’s hands slippery!"
"It’s hands slippery!"
"It’s hands slippery!"
"Dei! The upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is bent. When you become a shareholder of Joy, you must be mentally prepared to get a true foundation!"
"Hey, hey, your brains are too big, don't take it seriously."
"No, I want to take it seriously."
"+1, I take it seriously, I believe in szd! Must be szd!"
"Then the question is, which roommate?"
...
"..." Yan Shuo was smashed by the sudden melon. He sat up from the bed, and took a close look at the screenshot of Shen Ze's praise and cancellation.
Different from guessing on the Internet, based on his understanding of Shen Ze, Shen Ze does not have internet addiction and does not often go to forums. At least he rarely reads entertainment forums and doesn’t use Weibo very much. Many times he needs to post blogs for publicity. It was issued by the staff on his behalf.
As a result, Yan Shuo once thought that Shen Ze, like him and Qi Haoyu, also had a Weibo alter.
But in fact, Shen Ze did not.
Shen Ze just doesn't like to play Weibo, so the probability of asking him to search for a certain keyword out of the mentality of "just look at interesting content" is quite small.
In other words, Shen Ze specifically searched for related content such as "Roommate Secretly Loves Me" out of personal needs.
Yan Shuo: "..."
Damn, really? It's a bit crazy.
Yan Shuo suddenly became excited. As an insider, he has eaten a lot of other people's melons, but in fact, he has the same mentality as the netizens. They are watching the excitement, but they know more about the truth.
This time is different, the person involved is his teammate.
But why didn't he see it...
Who has a crush on Shen Ze?
Qi Haoyu is a kid, he has girlfriends, but straight guys can be ruled out; Li Jin is even more straight, he has a bunch of girlfriends, he loves girls with big breasts, slender waist and long legs. A straight man like Fu Xinyan, he didn't talk to Shen Ze very much. Yan Shuo had also seen him roll his eyes at Shen Ze. It is absolutely impossible to say that he admires Shen Ze.
Yan Shuo thought to himself: None of the three of them, then who else? No more.
"..."
Can't figure it out. Yan Shuo calmed down. In fact, he could feel that his brain was not normal in the last few days. First, he was infected by Qi Haoyu's sand sculpture aura. Second, he often went to forums these days and was brainwashed by the comments of fans with peculiar brain circuits. The angle in which he thinks about things has become very difficult to describe.
Isn't it just a thumbs-up?
Even if the netizen is blindly yelling, he is just trying to make up for it. Step back ten thousand steps, even if his teammates are internally digested, it doesn't matter to him, what age is it, what is so strange about gays, is it so fussy when someone is in a relationship?
After figuring this out, Yan Shuo turned off the phone and went to bed without incident.
Before falling asleep, he wanted to say hello to the person on QQ, but all the messages he sent in the past few days have fallen into the sea. It seems that the road to online dating is completely cold.
It is worth mentioning that the QQ nickname of "annoying" has been changed to "very annoying", which made Yan Shuo very curious, expecting when she will change to "particularly annoying", or one day, it may change from "very annoying" Does it become "happy"?
The world of kindergarten children is really interesting.
...
The next day, "Superstar" officially started recording, and now they are going to the shooting center to gather and wait for the program group to arrange.
Yan Shuo didn't sleep well last night and was groggy when he got in the nanny car. Shen Ze sat next to him, wearing headphones as usual, not knowing what he was listening to.
Yan Shuo glanced at Shen Ze sideways, unfortunately, Shen Ze was also looking at him.
With a slap in his eyes, as in the morning, Shen Ze turned his eyes away confidently and nonchalantly.
Yan Shuo: "..."
What are you looking at? Haven't seen a handsome guy?
Yan Shuo was really a little sleepy, the driver drove steadily and slowly, and he was going to fall asleep in a daze. While sleepy, he read the guest list of the show silently, thinking that waiting for the meeting with those people, the necessary greetings are necessary. In the future, they will get along with each other for a few months. The first impression is very important.
Just thinking about it, the car suddenly shook for some reason.
Yan Shuo tilted aside out of inertia, hitting Shen Ze's shoulder with his head. How did Yan Shuo feel comfortable? Not only did he not move, but he adjusted his posture accordingly, using Shen Ze as a pillow to make himself more comfortable.
In fact, he was half asleep and half awake. Just when his consciousness was not very clear, Shen Ze suddenly stretched out his hand and pushed him away.
Yan Shuo opened his eyes: "...what's wrong?"
Shen Ze didn't speak, his face was a little unspeakable, and he frowned at him.
They were very close, Yan Shuo's nose was very good, and he could smell the men's perfume on Shen Ze during his breath. He also had a bottle of this perfume, which he hadn't used much.
Yan Shuo didn’t care. He still remembered Li Linjia’s "business CP", and said to Shen Ze very professionally: "When I was sleeping by you just now, you should take out your phone to take a selfie, post on Weibo, and just copy the word. Write "Go to work" to ensure that the effect is outstanding."
Shen Ze: "..."
This is all learned from Fu Xinyan, and Comrade Fu Xinyan is a good CP speculator.
Yan Shuo finished saying that he planned to continue sleeping. He raised his eyes and suddenly found that Shen Ze was still looking at him with a hesitant expression.
"..."
What does he want to say? Yan Shuo and Shen Ze glanced at each other, their hearts violently stirred, and they were caught off guard by a thought——
No way?
But Shen Ze was weird these days, always staring at him, as if he wanted to tell him but was inconvenient to speak.
"..."
Yan Shuo's doze disappeared, and he thought of the Weibo that Shen Ze liked—in fact, it was not that his roommate had a crush on Shen Ze, but was it that Shen Ze himself had a crush on his roommate? It's easy to explain in reverse thinking.
In other words...
——Shen Ze has a crush on me? That's why he always look at me secretly? He wants to confess to me when he wants to speak and stop?
Real or fake?
Yan Shuo sat up straight in an instant, feeling a bit dizzy after being struck by lightning.