Duck and cover,
When the sky opens up,
And your death comes down to greet you,
Because the world has had enough.
Get down on the ground,
Hide your head inside your shell.
Watch your neighbors turn to ash,
Their shadows marking where they fell.
Hope you’ll get to Heaven,
Now that you’re leaving Hell.
The sky is ripped apart,
With a rending force unreckoned.
World War III is finally here,
And it’ll only last a second.
D.C.’s firing off our nukes,
Erasing Russia from the map.
All it took was a megadeath,
To get us to the victory lap.