Episode 9

• Recorded 9/10/22

• Video number #12 in the playlist

• Characters (mainly): Sho, Sephiroth, 1gor, Four, Joker P2, Hh, Cookie Man, Teddie, Miku, Akechi, Katsuya

• Important details: End of the first Vacation Arc. Introductions to 1GOR!!!!! Four, Jokerp2, and Katsuya. Sephiroth's shittiness starts to become more prevelant than ever. Bit of development on the Wendy's side of things thanks to Katsuya's appearance. Also introduces the Best Buy.

• Misc. Information: It's somewhere during the end of this session that it was decided that Tatsuya Sudou's soul was forced into Sho when he was first teleported. This is also the first session that mentions CM's past employment at hhgregg, even if it's not further elaborated.

**9/10/22 (#12) 1:50 - Sephiroth and Sho return from vacation to find the hhgregg infested with.. Four and Joker Persona 2. Sephiroth tries to block them off from entering the building and they go to the therapy room, where Sephiroth explains that Yosuke’s at his job, so he’s not attending in the meantime. P2Joker and Four come back and after Sephiroth kills Joker a bit before sniping Sho for the comment about them being like a ‘rat infestation.’ Eventually Sephiroth gives up on trying to get rid of Joker, and talks with Sho a bit about his thoughts on the whole vacation thing before sending him to timeout for refusing to answer a question. He then interrogates Jokerh about who he is, and, offended, he says he’s been living in the walls for years. Sephiroth flies with Jokahhhhh in an attempt to get him to shut up about something before letting Sho come back, and then going to confront Joker more while Sho tries to talk to Four and figure out what they are. Eventually perona 2 Joker goes back to the walls, and Sephiroth and Sho settle back in the therapy room. A knock at the door..

ITS TATSUYA 1g0r÷xxx A!g?s:-I!!!!!!!! Or just Igor. Sephiroth was terrified at first because he thought Igor was just some other creature infesting the hhgregg until Igor mentions he’s here for the therapy. Sephiroth asks what he’s in for and Igor mentions depression, severe PTSD, the mental, and Sephiroth admits that's out of his expertise but agrees to try to ‘help’ Igor anyways. Sho goes to attack 1gor, who fights back until Sephiroth separates them and puts Sho in timeout again. They all sit down and do basic introductions. Sho notices Four outside and tries to get Sephiroth’s attention, but Sephiroth refuses to acknowledge them and opts to call them a hallucination for the time. A bit more discussion, Four breaks a window and Sephiroth tries to shoot them, calling them a bird, bringing in a bird corpse to prove it. Igor mentions his boyfriend, Jun, which gets Sephiroth a bit “:-|``But whatever, he lets Sho out of his cage. They keep discussion stuff, including ‘embarrassing’ childhood memories, Sho keeps complaining about how Sephiroth is calling Four a bird when they CLEARLY aren’t, we find out Sephiroth’s middle name (Fucking), they dance therappyyy, and they go to sleep. Igor goes SNKR KRK bweehee in his sleep, annoying Sho and making it hard for him to sleep. He gets up to go check on Igor (who slept outside) only to find Four and Hhgregg surrounding Igor (who's still asleep), Hhgregg dancing. Sho asks Hhgregg to get Igor to stop bweehee’ing, but Igor eventually wakes up on his own, confused as fuck. Igor half forgets where he is and is very confused about what Hhgregg is, but he and Sho are herded back into the therapy room. HHgregg and Four randomly talk in hhgreggan while Sho and Igor chill till Sephiroth comes back, killing Four and forcing them out. They discuss milk a bit and Sephiroth gets them breakfast. Igor comments that he has good meals there and Sephiroth vaguely answers that he ‘learns from the best’ and refuses to answer who exactly ‘’the best’’ was. Therapy commences, Sho eventaully passes his test by just insulting the person rather than killing them, but Igor’s test is a fucking mess. Sephiroth asks him for one of his traumatic memories and Igor describes the shrine incident, and Sephiroth reenacts it. Igor falls into a mental breakdown, trying to get out and escape as much as he can before Sephiroth knocks him out/he passes out, and he and Sho do dance therapy. Sho continues to see a very very faint, haunting image of Four while Sephiroth refuses their existence. Tatsuya wakes up and escapes once dance therapy is over, with Sephiroth and Sho trying to catch him. Once they do, Sephiroth knocks him out again, convincing Sho to also fall asleep. Cookie Man appears and brings Igor inside, and Sho wakes him up because now he’s making motorcycle sounds. The moment he’s woken up, he tries to leave but Sho manages to get him to calm down at least a little bit, though Igor’s then startled by CM. Sho then asks CM about Four, and he confirms that he knows Four and they start having a lil conversation in hhgreggan. Sho asks if Four’s from numberjacks, upsetting them, and Sho apologizes. CM asks about Sephiroth and Sho fills them in about how Sephiroth’s just continued to be a piece of shit and brought Igor to a mental breakdown- almost sending him into ANOTHER one but luckily calming him down quick enough. Sho practices a bit of hhgreggan before they all decide to leave. At first Igor just tries to leave but they hit the barrier, so they opt to just head to the cabin and stay in there for a bit. They have yammy meal, Sho washes his chicken like a FREAK, and when Miku/Wendy’s is brought up, CM disgruntledly and vaguely mentions how he used to work at hhgregg. The history of the shed is brought up, CM saying that “he never figured out what was up with this shed till It was all over” and refusing to elaborate.

They dance to nyan cat a bit, CM goes on his way, and they chill until Sephiroth just fucking. Makes his appearance in the bathroom, pissing hard. Sho gets Igor to run for it, talking with Sephiroth for a moment while Sephiroth explains that he just pisses in the shed, asking why THEY’RE outside the hhgregg, then takes Sho back. Sephiroth disappears to go find Igor, and Sho leaves the therapy room once he notices p2 JOEKRR and Four outside. Sho points a gun at Joker and he yells at him to put it down before shooting HIM and they continue arguing, Jokerp2 dancing an shit. Teddie shows up, he daps Joker UP, and Sho comments on the nightmarish, hard to read tone of Teddie’s hhgreggan. The three of them dance a bit but when Sho flosses, Jokahhh and Teddie go CRAZY because who the fuck flosses anymore. Jokerp2 pulls out his Long Revolver™ and shoots Four, claiming he doesn’t know them despite earlier commenting that they were his dog. Sho points out the fact that mr persona 2 has a tail and calls him a furry, forcing Joker2 to start shooting him relentlessly. Joker SAYS he forgives him, and Sho tries to ask Teddie and Four to ask him to stop shooting him, but after Teddie ENCOURAGES Joker, he continues shooting Sho anyways. Four starts shooting beams at Teddie and Joker but the latter two take them out, and Joker V2 continues to shoot at Sho until Joker stops and convinces Teddie to stop as well (as well as Sho threatening Teddie that he’ll never serve him taco bell again). Soon after, they are teleported to Wendy’s.

When they get there, Joker2, Four, Sho and Teddie all go inside and order from Miku. As they wait, Jo2er talks to Sho about The Weeknd, and Sho and Four admit neither of them have even heard of him. At some point Miku summons the eye of Cthulhu while J0k3r_XX_2 plays Blinding Lights. They all get their orders, Four and Miku exchanging a sort of lengthy conversation in hhgreggan, and Sho mentioning the mildly annoying, constant music the random radio plays. JO@KAR starts shooting his Long Revolver™ in the Wendy’s, upsetting Miku and forcing her to escort him out due to vandalism and destruction of property. Katsuya comes out (good for him) and talks to Miku while Sho practices a bit more hhgreggan with Four. Eventually Miku disappears off to somewhere and Sho, Four, and Katsuya talk a bit more regarding hhgreggan. Miku eventually comes back and gives a demo of her newest song, and they hang out a bit. Eventually Sho sees Sephiroth and gets Katsuya to try to arrest Sephiroth, but Sephiroth jails Katsuya instead. He lets him out soon though because Katsuya promised to give him his milk. This ends badly for Sephiroth bc it turns out he’s lactose intolerant and passes out in the kitchen after trying the milk out. Sho pisses for I think the first time since video #3 and Katsuya gives him some of his milk, and the two of them work to shove Sephiroth in the dumpster. Sho goes to check on Four who’s just been sittin in a corner as Sephiroth wakes back up and gets the fuck out of there. They chill for a second until ANOTHER thing happens (this is when you can see my (bex) struggle with keeping up some sort of tension or conflict going on lol)- Goro Akechi is spotted stealing Katsuya’s milk.

They all see him and Akechi says he’s stealing the secret formula of Wendy’s, but Katsuya mentions it’s not real milk. After explaining that he wants to improve Taco Bell’s food to bring more people like Wendy’s does, Katsuya brings him into the men’s bathroom. In the bathroom, Katsuya milks right in front of Akechi, and when Sho tries to check on them Akechi immediately turns and forces him out. Akechi and Katsuya share the lovely milk, and Sho interrupts AGAIN making them kill him for a little bit and general violence from Katsuya. It’s at this point probably that Akechi falls in love with Katsuya. Four brings Sho outside and helps him wake up. Sho asks Four about what’s going on in the bathroom now and Four avoids the question, answering instead with something vague about Goro Akechi and Sephiroth not liking them, and not knowing why exactly. They both mutually agree on finding each other cool. They chill for a while while Katsuya and Goro Akechi stay in the bathroom until Four tries to check again, only for Akechi to come out swinging, punching them and Sho tries to stop him. Akechi, eventually annoyed, declares he’s on unpaid leave. Sho argues that he’d just work at Wendy’s, to which Akechi pulls out a nuke and nukes the place, leaving behind just rubble. Four’s very distressed about this and tries to beam Akechi while Sho’s in some sort of shock? Katsuya just kinda walks out of what's left of Wendy's confused about what happened. Sho and Akechi argue in hhgreggan (tbh Sho’s probably saying utter nonsense and Akechi’s just rolling with it). This then sort of turns into a 2v2 of Akechi and Katsuya vs Four and Sho. After a bit the fighting calms down and Akechi plasters his face and name over the face and name of Wendy’s in one of the last standing bits of the building. Sho fights with him about how bullshit this is and mentions “The Walmart,” riling Akechi up a bit as he accuses him of breaking into his office, but Sho says he heard of it from Narukami. Various more fighting and blowing each other up and shit. Eventually Sho figures out that Akechi’s allergic to spray paint and uses that to his advantage to keep Akechi knocked out and throws him in the dumpster. After this, Miku comes back and is completely distressed about the entire restaurant being nuked. Katsuya also disappears, 2_Joker_2 appearing in his place, confused about what the fuck happened to the Wendy’s. Miku manages to scrape Akechi’s image off of the Wendy’s building and starts to repair the building as Sho questions Jok2rrrrr about him bweeheeing just as 1gor did but he tells him to mind his own business. At request, Miku teleports them somewhere else- the Best Buy.

Everyone just sort of browses around a bit, Miku filling in on how the Best Buy was abandoned and how Sho doesn’t have to “””steal”” a microwave, he can just take it. Sho has a lot of fun breaking shit and setting the store on fire, Miku gets into a car wreck, I don’t know wha the fuck Four and Jok2r2222 are doing during this time.