Episode 8

• Recorded 8/19/22

• Video number #10 in the playlist

• Characters (mainly): Sho, Sephiroth, Yosuke, Johnathan, Eikichi, Adachi, Cookie Man

• Important details: Introduces Eikichi and Adachi, first mention of Sephiroth's musophobia (fear of mice/rats)

• Misc. Information: Apparently this is the first session that Johnathan's been recorded in? He was introduced during an unrecorded session I think.

**8/19/22 (#10) 14:30 - FIRST VIDEO WHERE AXELS RECORDING!! Love wins. Starting off just. In the middle of New Exton. Jonathan Blorbo dances on a billboard while Sephiroth tries to coax him down and Sho talks to Yosuke. Eventually Sephiroth jumps down and lands straight on Sho’s head, probably giving him a concussion but it's fine. They start driving (Johnathan Blorbo strapped to the end) and go to a different house with an apple orchard. They head in and start watching Rise of Scourge, Sephiroth being very rude and just sitting in front of the tv where it's hard for some to see. Sephiroth puts Sho in time out for trying to get him out of the way. After a bit he’s let out, and they finish it. Sho mentions getting shot in the back of the head so much and Yosuke Tries to do it too, and they fight a bit about it. When Yosuke complains to Sephiroth about Sho threatening him, Sephiroth shoots Sho and says that Yosuke’s allowed to hold a gun because it's his therapy gun.

They go to OFC, and Eikichi’s working at the counter. They realize they can’t pay but it’s solved quickly when Johnathan uses his sick Miku impression to convince Eikichi not to charge them. Sephiroth goes to the bathroom and has. Um. A bad time. Passes out unconscious. Sho enjoys his yummy chicken, and Eikichi goes off break. When Sho comments how pale Eikichi is he mentions its bc of how much Fortnite he plays and how tilted he gets at the towers. Sho is half distracted during this because he spotted CM in the trees over Eikichi’s shoulder. Eventually CM disappears. Eikichi drives off in a roblox cart and Johnathan and Sho meet Adachi 🗿 inside. Sho recognizes Adachi, and Eikichi comes back and establishes his and Adachi’s friend.ship. Sho comments on not being able to understand hhgreggan- there's been a lot of hhgreggan this episode- and Eikichi like.. Half berates him on it because it was taught in school. Sho eventually.. TRIES to do hhgreggan but calls Eikichi like 31278937213 slurs and curses including the f slur and t slur, upsetting him and Adachi. The two drive off, and after Sho confirms with Johnathan that he DID say slurs and realizing that Sephiroth was unconscious, leave as well. Eikichi and Adachi go to kill and rob a police station, but it ends with Adachi getting shot and killed. Eventually Sho and Johnathan find them- unknowingly, they just wanted to beat up some cops too– and Sho beats up Eikichi since he was the first person he saw. Adachi comes back to life to shoot Sho, who tries to apologize but Adachi and Eikichi were too busy making out as buds do. Sho tries to beat up Adachi bc he looks like a cop, and fails miserably. He eventually writes out an apology note for calling Eikichi slurs and while Eikichi immediately forgives him and calls him a friend, he has to convince Adachi to do the same. They all go to Eikichi’s crib on the beach. Adachi sits on a washing machine and Sho calls it a mop and they mock him a bit until he mentions that Akechi told him it was a mop, startling Adachi and making him run away. Eikichi comments on feeling bad for him and Johnathan for working at Taco Bell, and briefly mentions how either Akechi killed Adachi’s girlfriend or Adachi killed Akechi’s girlfriend back in highschool and cites that as the reason they hate each other. Johnathan blorbo pulls out a laser pointer, forcing Eikichi and Sho to go fuckin nuts like they’re cats. CM sighting number 2, briefly before Sho continues to be distracted by the laser pointer, calling it a bug or something. Johnathan tells them it's just a laser, neither of them believe it, and they leave to find Sephiroth chillin on the beach.

John relays all that happened to Sephiroth, and Sho mentions to Eikichi that he’s their therapist and also a priest. Eikichi wants to see the church, saying he needs a “Jesus Lesson,” and they start driving. Sho mentions having driven around with Yosuke and CM, trying to explain him to Eikichi though Sephiroth continues denying the Cookie Man’s existence. They get to the church, and Sephiroth changes into clothes for once it’s fucking terrifyig. Since it’s not Sunday they just kinda chill, Jonathan Blorbo switches to his dog form. Eventually Blorbo starts poppin OFF at the altar, and they then leave back to their house. Yosuke comes back and is kinda. Confused at first at the dog until he’s told its Johnathan. Jonathan pulls back out the laser pointer and while Yosuke isn’t tricked, Sephiroth and Sho are and THEY go crazy. Sephiroth eventually shoots Johnathan so the ‘bug’ disappears. Sho asks Sephiroth to teach him hhgreggan and Sewphiroth just kinda brushes it off saying he’ll make a manual (he never does). Jonathan changes back into his Zoroark form (taco bell pride this time though). A rat appears and Sephiroth immediately murks it, and declares it's time for bed. He goes to work and everyone else a mimirs. In tha night, the rat comes back and sets food out on Sho’s bed and goes to raid the fridge, CM joining it. Sho wakes up, kinda greets CM and the rat gives him a pizza. The rat starts BUSTIN IT DOWN, and CM and Sho hype it up. Yosuke wakes up and watches too. Sho warns the rat that Sephiroth would probably kill them if he comes back and CM confirms that Sephiroth has a phobia of rats. They try to lead the rat out but it gets bigger and keeps raiding the fridge. Sho resorts to violence and starts to try and kill the rat with CM trying to stop him. Yosuke kills it, and it comes back larger only to get killed again and eventually let go. Sephiroth comes back, running over Yosuke. It basically ends there.