Episode 11

• Recorded 10/07/22

• Video number #16 in the playlist

• Characters (mainly): Sho, 1gor, Miku, Four, PS4 Boy, Hhgregg, Cookie Man, Joker P2, Teddie (last 3 are small appearances)

• Important details: Second Vacation arc starts here! Bit more development for 1gor, Sho, and Hhgregg , a bit of hint hint nudge nudge'ing at the whole Sho and Sudou thing, Sho and PS4 Boy being a bit gay

• Misc. Information: Supposed to be the classic Beach Episode but it's more like a Stranded Island Episode

**10/7/22 (#16) 4:20 - We are back in Australia! Not New Exton though. Some vague stranded island off the coast of Australia. Miku explains that they were brought back to Australia because Hhgregg thought they needed a break (specifically Sho considering his whole… breakdown thing). Sho sees Four in the sky and points it out to 1gor, who immediately starts shooting them, which then prompts Miku to start shooting at Four as well. Four simply Dodges the bullets and flees. While they chase them down, Miku makes a comment about how weird the “native birds” (Four) look on this island, to which Sho points out that they met at Wendy’s. Miku acknowledges this and when 1gor asks what Wendy’s in, they fill him in on it being a fast food restaurant and Katsuya being Miku’s boss. She mentions she runs it when he’s never there and at 1gor’s question, answers that it’d because he’s busy “Milking”. By this time they'd given up the chase and continued walking around. Talkin about various things like 1gor crashing a blimp into the ocean and Tatsuya Sudou. 1gor’s sad because he didn’t bring his hog/motorcycle and Miku gives him a shittier hog with a sidecar. They get on and sit there for a moment while 1gor makes motorcycle noises, and then there’s a bit of invisible hhgreggan nearby (Four). Miku jumps off and talks to it and soon 1gor goes to crank his hog with Sho in the sidecar, commenting that he doesn’t like how it cranks. Eventually they crash the hog in some water and just leave it, heading back to where Miku and now-visible Four are. 1gor spits out some hhgreggan that sounded like the BCS theme, and Sho goes “You better call him!” 1gor says he doesn’t have a phone and Miku confirms that any not-specially made phone in hhgregg has been overridden by Ben. Miku shows 1gor Ben since he doesn’t know who Ben is and Four gives Sho some purple soda :-). They drink soder and Four starts just. Screaming hhgreggan for some reason. At some point 1gor accidentally(?) sets Sho and Miku on fire, getting both of them to kill 1gor a few times. Sho and 1gor walk off until a Landshark appears, attacking them. They try to hunt it for a bit until it suddenly transforms into a huge bird and continues the assault, causing Sho and 1gor to retreat into a weird small underground bunker. In the bunker is some weird locked away room with a window peeking in showing a strange structure that 1gor compares to a teleporter. Fish manages to get into the room for a SECOND but then it disappears, and Miku comes back! She’s confused as to where they went but is just “Ah, ‘stralia” when they explain the shark. Miku doesn’t know what the fuck the room is. While she investigates 1gor talks a bit more about the teleporter he was comparing the structure to and mentioned fighting Hitler and when Sho asks him what time he’s from he says 1999. Miku reminds them it's 2022 in hhgregg time, approximately, and 1gor’s concerned about possibly being 40 years old and makes a cranking hog joke. Sho spots a Ghostly Figure in the hallway and when investigating a bit it turns out to be PS4 boy! 1gor mentions Nyarlathotep when continuing to talk about the whole fighting Hitler thing and confirms that he thinks that Nyarathotep sent him here. Sho just kind of stares and acts passive-aggressively towards PS4 boy making him kinda saddd :(( all while Miku talks to 1gor about Nyarathotep being friends with Hhgregg. They all walk outside since the coast seems clear. At some point Miku Stances while zoning out/accidentally staring at Sho so he goes to beat her up and they fight (Miku probably coming out as the winner through both RPG and fistfighting). They stop once PS4 boy points out that 1gor passed out and is making the motorcycle sounds, so Miku takes him back to the empty warehouse where she sets him on a couch. PS4 Boy triessss to check in on Sho/how he’s doing but Sho keeps acting MEAN and ASS!!!! So PS4 boy just walks away and the two go to the warehouse.

1gor wakes up and they watch Shows on tha TV including David Lynch’s October 7th 2022 Weather Report. Miku sets up two more couches for PS4 boy and Sho to sleep in, but Sho complains bc of the difficulty trying to get up to piss, though it’s soon figured out. 1gor brings in his hog, which has been elongated, and when Sho points it out Miku calls him out for hogshaming. The Gummibaer Show is put on the TV but Sho and 1gor go hog cranking together for a bit. They come back, Miku and PS4 Boy are watching the Gummibaer show. Disgusted by the Gummibaer show, Sho goes on a walk around. During which he’s attacked by the big ass bird, but he manages to get back to the warehouse soon enough. JokP2 shows up on the back of the bird but they don’t really say anything to Sho and leave shortly after. Sho goes to sit on his couch when Jok2222PERSONA2r shows BACK up and shoots PS4 boy a bit while he’s sleeping before going and watching the Gummibaer Show, now with Teddie at his side. Sho decides to ask them for some sort of help on hhgreggan/practicing with it despite despising them. Teddie is literally the only one this entire time that has given actual advice/help on doing hhgreggan. Sho says the f slur at some point and Jokerp22223133’s like :// im gay my boyfriends gay. And Teddie gives him a peck and Jok23r’s like naw dude I don't see you like that and Teddie’s OFFENDED.. Not because Teddie liked 2oker nononono but instead that J2ker ASSUMED that he did.. Smh…. buddies just can’t share a peck on the cheek sometimes??? Anyways Teddie turns into his human form which prompts Sho to recognize him which he’s like “??? YEAH YOU DIDN’T KNOW????” and nerve gasses him and Joker 1+1 and leaves. Miku wakes up and confronts Joker 3-1 and tries to explode him though she explodes Sho in the process. Does get rid of J1+1ker though! Sho accidentally calls Miku the t-slur in hhgreggan while continuing to practice and 1gor wakes up too, practicing a bit with them. 1gor says that he’s bisexual which should make it easier to learn hhgregg and, because of Sho’s confusion, Miku confirms it with “BIsexuality BIlingual.” Miku gets them some food ready and Sho wakes PS4 boy up by shooting him in the leg. They all get their toast, 1gor washes his in the FUCKING LAKE. 1gor and Sho bond over washing their chicken and eating/drinking blood and raw meat while PS4 Boy is vaguely threatened to get his arm bitten off by Sho before going and talking to Miku. Sho sees a washing machine and recognizes it as a mop. Miku questions him on this but is like “Ah makes sense” when he says Goro Akechi told him. On the topic of Akechi, 1gor asks Miku what pegging is. She TRIES to avoid the topic but is slightly disgusted when PS4 boy accidentally implies to use examples of pegging to teach 1gor. Miku leaves, leaving Sho and PS4 Boy to explain pegging to 1gor. Both of them agree to Not tell 1gor out of embarrassment, but luckily 1gor figures it out for himself while watching his version of cocomelon (motorcycle videos). Sho sees the CM in the background and tries to get 1gor’s attention on him, and when 1gor says he doesn’t care if he can’t crank his hog, HOO BOY DOES CM CRANK HIS HOG!!! Not that well he’s inexperienced in cranking and doesn't crank that often but he still cranks his hog. PS4 Boy asks if Sho would crank his hog for him and Sho confirms.

An ad for Wendy’s starts to play that’s just a Katsuya Fancam before it starts to play scenes from Persona 2. 1gor’s.. Confused but trying to deny that he knows he’s connected with it despite Sho pointing out that one of the characters/the main player character looks like him. 1gor diverts their attention away for a moment because PS4 Boy disappeared, but CM spots him and goes to talk to him while Sho goes back to 1gor and the TV. 1gor points out Eikichi, who Sho recognizes from vacation and says he called him a bunch of slurs. When Sho asks about 1gor knowing Eikichi, he says he knows all of them, and points out Maya as someone who died in his reality- outside of hhgregg- just before he got teleported. Miku and PS4 Boy come back and Sho confirms that 1gor- BY FINDING OUT HIMSELF WITH NO EXAMPLES- figured out what pegging was. Miku, watching the TV for a bit, brings up that memories can get accidentally ported/streamed to TVs, and she tries to push that that’s what is happening with 1gor but he keeps denying it. Sho says a few words in hhgreggan to PS4 boy who translates them with ease- Penis, Barbecue Fries, and Faggot. When the last one came up, Miku jokes about it applying to Sho, who gets super defensive about it. Miku says that it’s obvious while PS4 boy brings up the time they kissed a lot behind the Taco Bell. Sho asks Miku if she’s homophobic and she says no and that she’s bisexual. PS4 boy grabs Sho’s attention and kisses him, running away and giggling like a lil silly boy while Sho’s just 🧍‍♂️ probably blushing and shit knowing him. Never denies it when Miku jokes about them being fruits. Hhgregg christmas in july ad starts playing on the TV, confusing Sho because they’re in the HHGREGG DIMENSION WHY DO THEY NEED COMMERCIALS FOR HHGREGG and refuses to answer Miku when she asks why he hates him until she prompts more, and he puts the blame on the Greg for putting him here. PS4 boy comes back, asking if Sho’s mad at him for kissing him and he just kinda goes “... no >:///” 1gor’s memories continue to get ported to the TV, bringing up a memory involving Tatsuya Sudou. Sho can’t get his mind off how familiar Sudou feels and how.. tied he feels to Sudou. 1gor’s kinda Uncomfortable by this, hardly answering. Miku agrees with Sho’s sentiment, saying she kinda sees something about him and Sudou that seem alike. 1gor asks Sho if he’s ever burned down a shrine and Sho says he hasn’t necessarily burned down a shrine but he’s burned down the hhgregg, taco bell, probably multiple other buildings. Sho mentions he’d never burn down Wendy’s, especially after Miku threatens him, and shares his wishes that he could work at Wendy’s if Akechi wasn’t such a bitch about it. Miku shifts the conversations back to the TV and it possibly porting 1gor’s memories but when she tries to ask him more about it he just straight up leaves, comes back, and stays silent. Sho goes to talk to PS4 boy a bit about how they’re doin’ and the TV and shit. He’s then distracted when 1gor points out that Sho’s on the TV now and, when investigating, it’s him bustin a MOVE. 1gor expresses surprise at the fact Sho can dance and Miku encourages him to dance with her, and they boogie out. They eventually all dance- mostly except 1gor who only danced for a little bit- and the TV shows all of them dancing at some point. Yu Narukami shows up at some point, bustin it down Specialist style. No explanation. No one knows why. He starts saying nonsense that doesn’t make sense before just…. Disappearing and 1gor reappearing in his place. They all share super confused sentiments until the same thing happens but with Goro Akechi, immediately freaking Miku and Sho out. Miku pulls out a nuke as “revenge” and nukes the place, wiping out Akechi but bringing back 1gor. Sho questions 1gor about it but he doesn’t have an explanation either, so Sho rationalizes it to just.. Island-induced, shared hallucinations. The fish comes back and 1gor just holds it in the air while PS4 kisses Sho a bit while he zoned out (axel was just getting melatonin). 1gor tries to show Sho the shark but he just gets mauled by it and after trying to drown it a few times, it escapes.

Everyone decides to go to sleep (small detail but I just think its cute that ps4 boy makes sure sho is laying on the couch before going to sleep himself (-:) Spiders break out in the warehouse during the night, and 1gor wakes up to kill them all. Sho wakes up after they’re all dead, and the two discuss possibly eating the spider corpses. Something else starts eating them though and when Sho squints it just seems like a Ghostly Figure…. until Hhgregg reveals himself. Sho IMMEDIATELY shoots him and says he’s tired of him. Hhgregg just brushes it off, and 1gor just leaves to go crank his hog. Hhgregg says he just wanted to check in on them. Four appears as the nearly transparent form he usually takes and Sho tries to ask Hhgregg why Four keeps following him around, Hhgregg just says why not. Four refuses to answer the question. 1gor comes back but just goes straight back to sleep. Hhgregg keeps t-posing for a second at a time and explains that it’s a work out to help his ligaments and tendons, which Sho’s just “yeah fucking sure. Whatever” and starts shooting Hhgregg for a while. Hhgregg expresses no discomfort and ends up shooting Sho, killing him, though he just comes back and continues shooting. Sho, in anger, explains again how everything is the Greg’s fault, which Hhgregg denies. Hhgregg deflects the blame back to Sho for thinking about violence in the first place which is what got him sent here. Sho continues ranting to Hhgregg about how shitty it is to be stuck in Hhgregg, but Hhgregg’s just “ermm… just settle here?? Like sephiroth?? Lol???” Sho declares he’s going to keep fighting out of pure fucking spite and when Hhgregg again compares Sho to Sephiroth, he just gets angrier. Hhgregg asks Four if Sho shares similarities with Sephiroth and they half-agree, frustrating Sho. Sho asks what Hhgregg’s problem is and he’s just “I don't have any problems it’s just you ://” Sho argues a bit more with Hhgregg continuing to shoot and kill him, Sho just coming back more spiteful than the last time. 1gor wakes back up at some point and just watches this go down. Hhgregg tries to assure Sho that he WILL get tired eventually, that he can’t keep this shit up forever but Sho stands firm. 1gor, out of nowhere, mentions that Hhgregg reminds him of Nyarlathotep, and Hhgregg happily recognizes the name and says that they’re friends despite the dimension difference. 1gor asks him to send him a message from him, TLDR stating that he’s going to fucking kill Nyarlathotep for putting him in the hhgregg dimension. Sho constantly targets Four during all this when he can just because Four expressed some semblance of pain when he shot them. Hhgregg eventually ulx jails Sho, expressing that he COULD just keep him in there forever. Four mentions that they’re confused about all this because they thought they and Sho were on alright terms, which Sho just shrugs it off and says it's whatever. Sho gets 1gor to try and drown Four, though they didn’t and just beamed him to death several times. Sho eventually gives up killing Four, but keeps attacking Hhgregg who expresses nothing about it at all. Ends there.