Dead Rat Special

• Recorded 10/31/22

• Video number #19 in the playlist

• Characters (mainly): "Sho," Calli3, Manifestation of Calli3's Sins, Remi, Bob

• Important details: Nothing directly important to the main hhgregg storyline. I just think it's neat considering it explores Sho's original counterpart :-) even if it's mainly centered around Calli3.

• Misc. Information: THIS OCCURS BEFORE THE MAIN EVENTS OF HHGREGG. First big side episode that's mostly disconnected from the main hhgregg cast. P3BB technically counts as the first but that came before hhgregg and is basically it's own series. Also, I (Bex) like to think in canon there was a lot more time inbetween the gang settling in the house and Sho disappearing/Remi dying bc they deserve to have fun and be friends for a lot longer :-)

10/31/22 (#19) 0:00- Remember! This is set before/just as Sho Pronouns is teleported in. The Sho mentioned here isn't the same Mr. Pronouns we've come to know and love!!

Shortly before the recording starts: Sho's dragged into a jail cell by Calli3 and after a bit, CG3 decides to join him in the cell. Not long after that, Jerma Rat joins them too. Lots of jokes related to pissing and shitting, for example CG3 constantly accidentally pisses on people because she HAS to look at people while she talks, even if she's in the middle of pissing.

Where the recording starts: Calli3 makes a remark about Sho not pissing yet and when he mentions it's because he hasn't drank anything yet, he gives him a bunch of champagne. He starts pissing and then starts a bit about every time Sho starts pissing, CG3 takes a picture of it (making her piss kink apparent) and then denies he ever took pictures. The two basically constantly back and forth about this, Sho accusing CG3 of having a piss kink and Calli3 accusing him of having a foot kink. At some point Sho moves into a different cell in an attempt to get away from Calli3, but she just follows him because they're jail-mates. Sho contests this but Calli3 produces the handwritten file from her anal cavity (???????? she's a robot). He questions it a lot, suspecting that CG3 himself wrote it, but it eventually dies off. Sho asks why the rat's here and CG3 says he doesn't know, but does mention that this is just like "Ratatouille 2" where Remi goes to jail for domestic abuse. However, on closer look and by confirmation from Jerma Rat, it's revealed that he IS Remi.

Calli3 goes to sleep and Sho talks to Remi about breaking out, but it turns out Calli3 wasn't fully asleep so she asks to come. She expresses doubt though since he and Sho are jail-mates and Sho counters with "maybe we don't HAVE to mate in jail forever." This utterly SHOCKS and BREAKS CG3 and she fights with Sho until eventually giving up.. growing small because he's so sad after Sho shoots her with toast. To comfort her, Sho brings up the fact they "don't have to be jail mates, they can just be regular mates." This cheers Calli3 up :-) and the three break out of the cell with relative ease.

After spending time pissing in a bush outside and talking, the three go and find a house. Lil jokes and bits here and there. They spent a bit of time setting up rooms. Various little things happen, Remi takes a shower and is less Jerma Rat and more Normal Brown Rat, CG3 and Sho touch physguns, Remi demonstrates his prowess at cooking but the combination of digestives and cheese wheels makes CG3 pass out, a Goro Akechi Feet poster mysteriously appears on Sho's wall, yada yada the usual shenanigans I'm not writing EVERYTHING down (as much as I want to). CG3 keeps stealing the cheese wheels from Remi's room, not knowing those are the ones full of edibles. Is this important? To be honest, I have no clue.

At this point, Sho suddenly disappears (in video Axel's fucking around with PAC3 but since Sho doesn't make a reappearance... *wink*!), though neither Calli3 nor Remi notice right away. Remi gives Calli3 a cheese wheel and after she expresses her extreme gratitude for the act, eats it and passes out. In the meantime, Remi takes the car only to crash it soon afterwards. CG3 finds out and is somewhat devastated, he loves that car, and noticing that it CAN still drive goes on the journey to try to find the repair shop. It takes 4 fucking minutes to find the building. Calli3 leaves the car in the repair shop and goes back home to confront Remi about crashing the car. He doesn't seem to really remember all that happened since he passed out shortly after she left due to drugged cheese wheels. At some point Remi asks why there's multiple of Calli3 since he sat next to a window, and Callie jokingly retorts with calling him and idiot and punching him on the shoulder. The punch on the shoulder proved too effective, however, because Remi dropped dead right then in there.

Immediately, Calli3 started to panic and decided to drag his corpse to the ocean where she gave a heartfelt eulogy, sobbing the entire time. She dumps him in, and almost immediately composes herself once he gets a call that his car's fixed. She goes to pick it up but as she got back to the neighborhood, she saw a bright colorful figure. Said figure began shooting her, so she gave chase all the way till she got cornered in a room in the courthouse, starting to break down. The figure reveals himself to be a Manifestation of her Sins (I'm calling him Manifestation for short), jabbing at her for killing a man and forcing her to reflect on how lil bit fucked up he's been. Not really just killing (even if by accident) Remi but also being a bitch back in the jail. Calli3, wanting to redeem herself a bit, gets up and starts to go back home. The figure tells her that everyone's left- well, Remi's dead and Sho disappeared at least, and he just kind of seems to accept it. CG3 discusses the strangeness that there's literally no one else in the town and realizes she's never even seen a warden or anything at the prison.

The two get back home and notice a strange ferret walking around. Taking this as an opportunity, Calli3 runs up and greets him. The two talk, the ferret mentions that he's homeless so CG3 offers to let him stay at her house for a bit. They go in while Manifestation changes his appearance a bit to be less bright. Calli3 gets the ferret food, and he introduces himself as Bob. After he says he's been walking from Utah, CG3 offers to let him sleep for a bit in Sho's room. At this point, Manifestation walks back in and kind of messes with Bob, upsetting Calli3 and making him yell at him because she wants to try to be a good person and doesn't want Manifestation ruining that. She forces him out of the room and the two continue arguing and fighting as Manifestation purposefully jabs at Calli3 killing Remi. CG3 checks on Bob while Manifestation "plays pool" and the three kinda talk a bit. At some point Calli3 goes to cry in the bathroom and Manifestation takes the opportunity to fuck around in Remi's room which pisses Calli3 off enough for him to kill him, drag his ass all the way to the ocean, and dump him like she did to Remi. She gets back and watches whatever horrid videos decide to show up on her haunted computer. Manifestation comes back because this is hhgregg, jabs at her for committing another murder. She tries to ignore him and focuses on making food for Bob (during which Manifestation continues to annoy her), and when he makes another joke referring to cheese wheels, she kills him again and retreats to her room. More fucking around happens, Manifest continuously kills Bob over and over again with his pool ball and keeps jabbing at CG3.

At this point my (Bex) wifi died sooooo ermmmmm.... oops!