Episode 7

• Recorded 7/13/22

• [CURRENTLY LOST! WORKING TO GET IT BACK :-)]

• Characters (mainly): Sho, Sephiroth, Minazuki, Yosuke, Cookie Man

• Important details: First MAJOR entry for the vacation arc. More obvious starting point for Sho's growing tolerance for CM.

• Misc. Information: Probably the first encounter of a clear "counterpart" through Rotssephi's appearance. Just think that's neat.

**7/13/22 (#5) 19:35 - *[This isn’t part of hhgregg but the first 15 minutes (or so) of this is audio of CG reviewing a banana(s) he bit into whole and I think it's funny.] We’re now in New Exton, Australia. Welcome to Australia. Starts off with Sephiroth dropping Sho and Yosuke off at the doctors, just for a check up and to see if they can help Sho with his “hallucinations.” The doctor is a dog. Dogtor. Dogtor just kinda gives them food like that’d help with hallucinations, and they’re sent on their way. Sephiroth shows back up in a taxi (he’s a part time taxi driver), Minazuki appears too, and brings them to their vacation house, a farm across from a church. They spend some time exploringgggg getting horsesssssssss pissing hard or hardly pissingggggg. They goto sleep, Yosuke has hot gay sex with his boyfriend, they mess with Sho while he’s asleep, tha usual. Next day goes normally till Yosuke finds his boyfriend and goes to kiss and hold hands and shit in the church. Sephiroth follows them and is shocked to find.. Gay people…… When Yosuke’s back Sephiroth kills Yu and crucifies him in the church for later. When he comes back they eat Minazuki’s awesome burgers before he disappears. Sephiroth and Yosuke talk a bit before Sephiroth goes to shower and accidentally showers his polygons off. 

They go to church, Yosuke in SHOCK at seeing his boyfriend crucified right then right there. Sephiroth, who works part time at the church, gives a sermon about homosexuality and shit. They sing hymns including the US’s national anthem and [heat inside], and do confessional chamber shits.I haven’t been to church in years bear with me. Sho just kinda talks about escaping from hospitals, and Yosuke refuses to repent for the gay sex he had the night prior until Sephiroth forces his hand. They go home, and Yosuke shuts himself in his room and plays sad music really loudly. Sho goes in and Yosuke calls him smelly and they argue about how neither of them have showered for the past few weeks. Sephiroth closes the door behind them secretly, locks it, blocks it, then goes and drives for a bit, leaving a note with false instructions on accident. Sho calls Yosuke gay, to which the latter responds by turning up his music and Sho threatens to beat the shit out of Yosuke, complaining about not being able to sleep. Eventually Sho gives up only to find the door’s locked. After a bit they get out, and just go the wrong way, ending up at Obama's Fried Chicken. There’s no employees at the moment so Yosuke just kinda gets up and serves Sho, and Sephiroth when he finally appears (due to His Music playing). He eats his chicken bucket before disappearing. 

CM appears, and he and Yosuke play catch between eachother with a helicopter bomb until Sho notices and flees with Yosuke. Eventually CM catches up to them and Yosuke’s like GODDAMN bc he has a nice ass car. CM gives Yosuke a tour of the mansion he’s just kinda. Inhabiting. They then go to the beach, chill and talk a bit. Eventually Sho catches them, sort of incredulous that CM and Yosuke are just. Hanging out. They all go on a motorcycle ride together (Sho originally driving but he sucked at cranking his hog so Yosuke took over) and talk about how shitty Sephiroth is, visit the DOCKyard… and they eventually go racing CM’s nice car vs Yosuke and Sho on a motorcycle (score was 3 to 1) before Yosuke and Sho go back home. Mr Sephiroth was pissing but his “”brother”” Rotssephi was there (he was lying) (this isn't his brother) (who is it? giggle). Sephiroth comes back, sends Rotssephi to hell, and they talk about warrior cats for like. A minute. Sho complains about the mess in the bathroom (that Sephiroth made. Piss master 3422000) before Sephiroth goes to sleep, though acting out at Sho for questioning why he sleeps how he does. They all go to sleep but Yosuke, and when Sephiroth wakes up for a late night snack he notices that Yosuke has Yu in his room and shoots Yu. Door shenanigans, shenanigans with some big creature that spawned in their house, Sephiroth keeps catching Yosuke with Yu in his room. Sephiroth asks Sho and Yosuke to go horse racing and while Sho comes along, Yosuke insists on staying home. They go horseing and when they come back, Yosuke is playing Minecraft with Yu and Makoto Yuki, sheninngangaings, Sephiroth kills Yu and Makoto (he hates minecraft). Sephiroth goes out to the store and it derails and ends shortly thereafter.