Episode 5

• Recorded 7/25/22

• Video numbers #6 and #7 in the playlist

• Characters (mainly): Yosuke, Minazuki, Yu, Akechi

• Important details: Nothing super important, just a bit more general development of things like how Really Shitty Akechi is!

• Misc. Information: This is the only video to not include Sho since Axel was in the corn fields.

7/25/22 (#6+7) 0:00 - This hasssss Minazuki, Yosuke, Yu, and Akechi!! The only video to not include Sho i think axel was in nebraska or something. Probably actually happens before vacation. Minazukis just trying to order burgers, Yosuke fucking hates his job, Yu keeps trying to break into Akechi’s office while he’s beating his meat. Eventually Akechi accidentally breaks an egg sac in his office leading to his office and a bit of the restaurant suffering a minor infestation of spiders, saying that he was breeding spiders for more meat. Yosuke goes on break- idk what the fuck Minazuki’s doing. Akechi argues with Yu as the latter continues to try to break into his office, and eventually gives him a baja blast in hopes of getting him to stop. Yu refuses to pay, he doesn't have the money for it, so Akechi beats him up and eventually puts him in jail. Akechi eventually relents, taking the One Dollar Yu had in his pocket, and letting him go. Yosuke, Yu, and Minazuki talk a bit bc they thought Yu was getting CBT, offending Yu. While Minazuki and Akechi work to move spider corpses out of his office, Yu and Yosuke find a pig and name it Linkin Park Bravo. When Akechi finishes he immediately tries to shoot Linkin, terrifying Yu and Yosuke. Soon after, Linkin bleeds out and Yosuke demands he’s quitting. Akechi IMMEDIATELY drags his ass to the bathroom and locks him in, since he legally can’t quit. Yosuke argues about how Akechi killed his son, his not-yet husband, saying he wasn’t going to continue. Akechi leaves him in the bathroom, and soon jails Yu in the next-door bathroom for breaking into his office again. Akechi lies to Minazuki that no one/its just a customer in the bathroom and forces him to go on break before bombing the bathroom Yu’s in. They can’t die though so it's fine. Yosuke finally agrees to continue working until the day he dies and Akechi lets him go. He then demands to see his husband, and eventually Akechi lets Yu go once they come to a compromise of: I will stop going behind the counter so long as you let Yosuke take breaks more often.

They close for the day, and Akechi finds where Minazuki is and finds that he’s been modding cars. Akechi and Minazuki bond over the cars, Akechi gladly testdriving some of them, while Yu and Yosuke adopt a new son. At some point Akechi accidentally(?) runs over Yu and Yosuke, and later on their new son Linkin Park Bravo II, death on impact. Just a lot of general fuckig around and drivng :-)