Smelly Feet!

Post date: Aug 15, 2014 7:40:05 PM

Smelly Feet


Smelly feet! Smelly feet!

Can I make my feet smell sweet?

Should I scrub them, should I wash them?

Should I spray perfume upon them?


Smelly feet! Smelly feet!

Can I make my feet smell sweet?

My feet are thick with mud and stains,

They’re even dirty when it rains,

I get embarrassed on aeroplanes,

Because my feet smell like blocked drains.


Smelly feet! Smelly feet!

Can I make my feet smell sweet?

Should I scrub them, should I wash them?

Should I spray perfume upon them?


Smelly feet! Smelly feet!

They pong so in the summer’s heat,

Please tell me how to keep them clean,

They smell like cheese that’s mouldy green,

I showed my feet off to the Queen,

She said they were the worst she’d seen!


Smelly feet! Smelly feet!

Can I make my feet smell sweet?

Should I scrub them, should I wash them?

Should I spray perfume upon them?


Smelly feet! Smelly feet!

They smell like stuff that’s bad to eat,

Like cabbage cooking in a pot,

Or eggs when they have gone to rot,

And in between my toes there’s grot,

Fresh and sweet, my feet are not!


Copyright Helên Thomas