It's time to play the musicIt's time to light the lightsT's time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight.
It's time to put on makeupIt's time to dress up rightIt's time to raise the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight.
Why do we always come hereI guess we'll never knowIt's like a kind of tortureTo have to watch the show
And now let's get things startedWhy don't you get things startedIt's time to get things startedOn the most sensational inspirational celebrational MuppetationalThis is what we call the Muppet Show!