Naming the Handwash
Kristin Lems
Naming the Handwash
Kristin Lems
Good morning! We’ll call you Get Started.
Round and round, each finger bathed in suds,
Warm water, hand towel, soapy cream.
The day begins and you are clean.
Next we have Touched the Cutting Board.
Too bad, but no time for chatter.
Must wash away that inscrutable matter!
Frothy focus on two fingers of
Reprobate right hand,
Green soap lathers in chastisement,
Rough as sand.
Midday, it’s What About those Gloves?
They touched doorknobs, mailboxes,
Mulched in coat pockets,
Hands swathed in absorbent wool.
Time for lively soaping, rinsing, palms slapping
Now becoming raw and chapping.
Angrily, near sunset, we’ll name you Hogwash.
Washing and wringing to a muttered cuss,
“How can we be hurt by what we can’t see?” and
“How can the merest slip of a fingernail
House a monster?” and
“Why has this happened to us, to me?”
Nighttime at the sink, we’ll call it
Rethinking the Last Hour, glancing at
The innocuous grocery bag
That was who-knows-where
Handled by who-knows-who
Lousy with who-knows-what
Before it settled here,
Now empty and gaping,
Its open mouth bagging fear.
Now-I-lay-me-down bedtime wash, finally
We’ll call this one
Just for the Hell of It.
Skillful, slippery, nearly automatic,
Hands massage and comfort each other
Empathic and emphatic.
Through these grim rituals
We spend our days in fear
As soap and water force us here.
I wrote this poem early in the pandemic, when the focus was not on masks or vaccines, but handwashing. It’s a memory we can all share from multiple washes per day, until our hands got chapped and sore.
I live in Evanston and I’m an older white woman who graduated from Dawes, Haven, and ETHS – totally home grown and living in my home place.