January 2021
Volume 47, Issue 2
The Cuspidor: Vol. 47, No. 2
Editors: Janet Fu, Daniel Grushcow, Wendy Huang, Mohammed Hussain, Jessica Yu, Joseph Yu
Staff Supervisors: Mr. Cope, Ms. Sanghera, Dr. McCarthy
Artists: Bonnie Zhang (cover), Joy Tam
Introduction
Everyone was muted on the voice call as they focused on completing all their tasks. All of a sudden, a dead body was reported and everyone reconvened.
“Where?” asked Daniel.
“I found Jessica in Electrical,” exclaimed Janet.
The tension thickened as paranoia built up among the players. One of them was the imposter and they needed to eliminate him/her if they wanted to win.
“Okay, where was everyone?” said Joseph.
“I was in Admin swiping my card,” Wendy exclaimed.
“I can back Wendy up, I was also in Admin backing up files,” stated Mohammed.
“Hm… I believe it was a self-report done by Janet. She seems kind of sus, let’s vote her off,” declared Joseph.
“NO! It’s not me, don’t listen to Joseph, he’s the imposter! Vote him off!!” protested Janet
“Hm I dunno Janet seems kind of sus, let’s vote her off!” interjected Daniel.
JANET WAS NOT AN IMPOSTOR
Table of Contents
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Editorials
Defunding the Police, Six Months Later by Daniel Grushcow
Naruto the Monkey and Copyright by Janet Fu
Dream On by Mohammed Hussain
Marks of Supernova Found on Trees by Jessica Yu
Senioritis by Wendy Huang
Features
Cuspidor's Among Us Strategy Guide by Joseph Yu
Columns & Submissions
How will the NBA offseason alter the team dynamic? by Zora Lakhera
Atheist Jew by Jonathan Friedberg
The Meteorite that Killed the Dinosaurs - Unforeseen Consequences by Sanskriti Shindadkar
Philanthrocapitalism: Thoughts on Ethical Billionaires by Karen Zhang
CEO of Nonsense: How Student-Run Organizations Exploit Social Issues for Personal Gain by Meghna Saha
A Post-Trump Republican Party by Vivek Sapru
How Has the Youtube Algorithm Influenced Our Lives? by Ethan Jeon
Hello? I Think We've Lost Our Connection . . . by Jessie Chen
An Analysis on Plot Twists by Sarah Tian
COVID-19 and Dating by Abe Wine
Serial Stories
The Artist by Abe Wine
The Isolated Island Part 2 by Lukas Oreopoulos
A Lurking Shadow by Will Wang
White Walls by Travis Pan
The Eccentricities of Dr. Elliot P. Lexington by Serena Suleman
The World Beyond the Aperture Part 2 by Joseph Yu
Features
Dr. Swagger - ???
Miss Advised - ???
The perfect fall day for each MBTI type - Meghna Saha
De Crypt - Aaron Zhou
TUM - You!
Poisons and Delights - Cuspidor Editors
Crosspidor - Aaron Zhou