HA HA, welcome to the Swamps, you little sonuvabitch!
Max Penitentiary State: Neo-Florida welcomes all, especially since none of you are going to leave alive.
Don’t even think about it! If the Hyper Hicks and Heavy Beasts don’t fucking eat you, then probably one of the local denizens you’re trying to trade with will try a taste of your sweet, tender hide.
Here in Neo-Florida, there’s only one rule: don’t be an asshole if you don’t have the balls to back it up! Casual cannibalism is a thing here, as well as a million otherwise illegal succulents and delights
And hooooooooooo boy, succulents and delights are there to be found, in spades!
Riches and powerful artifacts await you in the Swamps, the Deeps, why even the Craters themselves! Perhaps you’ll get lost in one of the No Zones and be one of the absolute few people to ever return alive?
I mean, probably not, but whatever.
When it comes to riches, though, why there’s even easier ways of acquiring them, completely voluntary and totally not against your wishes! The Bug Catchers Guild will certainly see to that with their mandatory Bug Hunts, where you can drown out your miserable sorrows in wine, women/men/flesh/whatever, and plenty of song!
Good times await you, buddybuddybuddy, and did we mention these Hunts are completely voluntary despite how they’re mandatory and will get you killed or “volunteered” to scout the Deeps if you pass on them?
But hey, get paid in monster flesh and get paid! Why, you can even gain citizenship and a house that can “mostly” resist the reality-warping Magewinds that tend to strike when you least want them to!
Remember, in times of trouble or stress, simply recite the Neo-Florida state motto:
“FUCK Florida!”
And we wouldn’t have it any other way.