Jimmy Wiesbrock

Captain

Name: Jimmy Wiesbrock

Nickname: Squeak

#: 5

Hometown: Hinsdale, IL

Position: O-Line Handler

Greatest IHUC Moment: Got Ling-Ling, the hideous Orc princess, pregnant. Missed 2011 National's.

Quote: "I swear if you guys rip on me 13 or 14 more times... I'm outta here!"