Beaups

About Beaups :

Beaups is famous for his one liners:

"Chicken Embryos"

"A hole is a hole" 

"cum guzzling slut"

"shaking like a fresh fucked cow"

"ride'em hard and put'em away wet"

"jam some groceries down my neck"

"you order, I'll buy"

"let's go to Otteewaar"

"I'm in !! "

"Ziggenzy, Zaggenzy"

"Yes,... I like to jump out of perfectly good airplanes."

Waterloo's gift to American women...and he keeps on giving and giving. Beaups loves women allot and allot of women. Likes to go fast...cars, bikes, boats, jet skis, airplanes, parachutes. Once drove the 401 so fast in the Trans am, the passengers could not read the big green hi way signs. Beaups slows down a little when it comes to women. Has been known to date three generations of the same family in one year. He keeps the lawyers in Michigan busy. It's like playing a country and western song backwards. 

Mike enjoys discussing how your dump was. A shit expert. Follows the movements of all his friends.

Snoring expert....sounds like a horse inhaling and a car backfiring.