Valentine's Day- a holiday when you try to find a date for the day, or a 'valentine', and if you can't find one, you lose
valetudinarian- an extremely sick hypochondriac
valid- existent. "Your feelings are valid"
vanilla (noun)- a spice derived from a bean of some orchids that has been valued for centuries. It is often, through a complicated and labor-intensive process, used to flavor ice cream, as the default flavor. You can also put a splash of it in when baking for good measure.
vaunt- to brag on someone's behalf
vehitool- a vehicle that is also a tool, such as a tractor or Zamboni.
verboten (adjective)- bad, according to other people: "disagreeing with feminism is verboten in today's society"
verisimilitude- believability
vernacular (adjective)- having the crassness of fluently speaking your first language, as opposed to the elegance of unconfidently speaking a language you half-know
virilocal- living with a man, regardless of who you're married to
virtue-signalling (noun)- acting virtuously to get in good with God on Judgment Day, rather than for virtue's sake
vitamin water- middle-class version of quarter water
voice of reason- the first person to agree with me
volunteer (verb)- 1. to voluntarily choose oneself to participate. 2. to make someone decide of their own volition to participate
voyeur- one who engages in commensal sexuality