THINGS THAT ARE BS
Bernie Sanders, bookstores, bus stops, battleships, Brownshirts, breadsticks, brimstone, bar sinister, burnt sienna, backspace, babysitting, Bitstock, bath salts, babysitting, birdseed, baking soda, banana splits, brown sugar, buckskin, bedtime stories, brainstorming, bloodsport, beauty sleep, bittersweet, butterfly stroke, bullshit
FULL LIST OF TV SHOWS
WordGirl
60 Minutes
New Girl
Annoying Orange Show
Joey
The Love Boat
Jeopardy
COUNTRIES WITHOUT NON A VOWELS
Panama
Bahamas
Canada
Ghana
Japan
Kazakhstan
Madagascar
Qatar
Rwanda
WORDS THAT SOUND REAL
contrusion
diffuge
slought
pineous
elinate
parrow
spective
DISEASE DERIVED WORDS
demented mad
rickety rabid
lame addicted
dumb neurotic
apoplectic measly
TREES STARTING WITH A
aspen
alder
ash
arborvitae
alerce
acacia
NOTES OF THE ATONIC SCALE
dum
do
ba
da
bump
dun
RANDOM CONCEPTS
harnesses, olive jars, buckles, checks and balances, beekeeping, CO2, certainty, mousse, the Bermuda Triangle, the letter R, unfinished basements, laughter, compound restaurants (two restaurants in one establishment like the Coldstone/Blimpie on Washington), pink lemonade, having lost your voice, ventilation, plugs that take up both spaces on the outlet, the Portuguese language, shredding (on a guitar), fundraisers, getting your eyes dilated, wealth, guest rappers, hearts (the shape), frost, limping, ball hogs, the cookie part of fortune cookies, pamphlets, rebellion, spring cleaning, controversy, leap years, being burnt at the stake, sequels, backing up a hard drive, confusion, Styrofoam, taking notes, cilantro, negative numbers, fire escapes
PHRASES TO AVOID IN A COLLEGE APPLICATION ESSAY
Or else
Our little secret
In my day
Or are you too chicken?
All the cool colleges are accepting me
Tell on
Old people
Pretty please
In this essay I will
What do you mean I can't
Don't even try to
TYPES OF NET
fishnet
butterfly net
safety net
mesh
goal net
mosquito net
hammock
bug screen
lace
veil
doily
racket
chainlink
conspiratorial string on a poster
six pack rings
CREEPY PLANT NAMES
clasping Venus's looking glass
forest fingers
lonely hammer-orchid
milky silkpod
Peep Hill hop-bush
rubber rabbitbrush
thin-leaved stringybark
sweet four o' clock