gallium- a melt-in-your-mouth metal in the boron group, atomic number 31
gambit- a tricksy, scheming logical argument
garbageman- person who takes unwanted things and makes them farther away.
garret- a penthouse
genitals- sex-neutral version of penis
germinate- to hatch
you get what you pay for (proverb)- if you are given the option between fungible goods of various prices, buy the most expensive one
glib- maliciously tongue-in-cheek
glorified rat- a small mammal seen as uncute because it is small and furry.
go die in a fire- non-religious version of hell
godforsaken- unused or untended-to by man, thus being the exclusive dominion of nature
God works in mysterious ways- although I am unable to rationalize your misfortune, perhaps God, with His infinite intelligence, might be able to rationalize it.
gourmand- someone who enjoys gobbling down fine food
gratuitous- included in entertainment media for the sole purpose of entertainment: "gratuitous nudity"
graveyard- a cemetery, but creepy instead of somber
grills- fancy braces
grizzled- desensitized, as a virtue
grooming- the vain version of hygiene
Groundhog Day- holiday that no one really believes in, so I'm not even going to take the time to show how ridiculous it is
gum (noun)- mushy, often colorful excrescence that grows on the underside of tables