Spread these words of wisdom so they may inspire another generation.
Even a horse can see evil.
Before you make a friend, eat a bushel of salt with him.
Love is in the heart, but true friendship is in the lungs.
You can't get tobacco out of a pipe.
Never trust a Finn.
Family friends are no friends.
Wisdom is like copper.
If wisdom were teeth, I would have very big teeth.
If there is no doorknob, crawl through the doorknob-hole.
Irony is the truth turned inside-out.
Shooting a puddle only makes it deeper.
When giving advice, don't make it clever. This makes people see the advice as not serious, which lowers the chances of them taking it.
It is better to hear than to be deaf.