icebreaker- an introductory activity where you do something or other with the first letter of your name, which sucks, since J is common in names but not words
iconoclast- someone who duct-tapes your mouth to keep you from thinking
identitarianism- identity politics
idiocracy- presence of stupid people in a society
idolater- a metaphorical infidel who worships something as one would worship a god, but not as one would worship like MY god
I get it- 1. used to indicate that I understand a joke 2. used to get you to stop staying the joke
ill-assorted (adjective)- an up-and-coming snarl word for 'diverse'
immaterialism- overzealousness for purchasing and owning concepts, qualities, and experiences, to the point of vanity
impeachment- a means of reversing elections when the constituency messes up the decision
impetuous- driven, ambitious, enthusiastic, and spontaneous
I'm onto you- I know that you are doing a thing/things that I do not want you to do, and you should stop doing the thing(s) that I know but will not specify
I'm rubber, you're glue (proverb)- self-righteous version of 'I know you are, but what am I?'
inalienable- that cannot be aliened
incendium- arson that really gets off the ground
incubate- to heat up a fertilized egg so that the chick does not catch salmonella
innocent (adjective)- having the virtue of not knowing about sex
in over your head- having been force-fed more than you can chew
insouciant- not weighed-down, those sheeple
intelligent- acting in a humanlike way
interrogate- to torture someone who may or may not be guilty until they tell you they're guilty
intersex- having both an x and a y chromosome
intransigent- trusting the authority of one's past self
intrinsic value- a value that cannot be justified or reasoned, only appreciated
Irish grass snake- subspecies of grass snake (Natrix natrix hibernica) that was driven to extinction by Saint Patrick.
irrefragable- correct, and thus unanimously believed