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baby (noun)- 1. an infant 2. someone you are romantically and/or sexually attracted to
a bad workman always blames his tools (proverb)— comeback to someone claiming that they only lost because their game was lagging
bailey- a courtyard in the middle of a heavily-bombarded castle where one could sit in the open air and take a break from battle
ban (verb)- to not provide. "Libraries often ban books with LGBT themes"
baptism- a rite in which a newborn baby pledges lifelong belief in Jesus Christ
bashful- in a state of discomfort after being praised or loved
Bastille Day- French holiday when all prisoners are released in honor of just kidding the prisoners celebrate Bastille Day in prison. God that must be a real slap in the face.
bear trap- large metal contraption used to catch and kill pandas or other bears
beguile- to trick in a way that, although unjustified, was still cool, but in a classy way
beltway (noun)- a death strip preventing pedestrians from entering a city without a car
beltway (adjective)- characteristic of the attitude built up from years sheltered hundreds of miles away from the struggles of real Americans in the heartland, although there's plenty of poverty in D.C., which the politicians have no trouble ignoring, so... I'm not sure where I'm going with this. I'll get back to you when I have a joke about this.
bestselling/best-selling (adjective)— superlative of 'wellselling': "the bestselling book is the Bible"
biotruth [BIE-oh-trooth]- something that has some biological explanation, and thus is totally fine
bipartisan (adjective)- supported by both sects of the ruling class
blab school- an educational facility where students are taught to repeatedly scream information
bleachers- a staircase of benches
bloopers- an extra feature of a movie where you get to see the start of a scene, but then it gets interrupted by a character laughing, and then the rest of the characters laughing
blue merle- white mixed with gray, which makes blue
Bob's your uncle (interjection)— synonym of 'bada bing bada boom'
bon vivant- one who spends their wealth in a socially acceptable way
boxing- a sport where you punch your opponent unconscious.
brain (suffix)— changes any concrete noun into a word meaning 'a stupid person', as 'birdbrain', 'staplebrain', 'treebrain', 'snowbrain', etc.
brainwash- to convince using a method of any sort
branding iron- a tattoo gun, but instead of ink, it writes in wound.
breakfast (noun)- a meal eaten in the morning. It's often called the most important meal by those who sell pure carbs to put in a bowl and eat plain.
breeches- loose, button-down shorts
broken rubber- (British) a flat tire
bromide- a saying or sentiment that is as boringly overused as compounds of bromine with other elements or groups, especially salts containing the anion Br–or organic compounds with bromine bonded to an alkyl radical.
bruncheon [BRUN-chin] (noun)- a meal halfway between breakfast and luncheon
bubbly (adjective)- vapidly lively
bucket brigade- a line of people each with a bucket with a hole in the bottom where each person pours water from their bucket into the next person's bucket. At the end of the line, whatever water is left that hasn't been spilt or leaked in transit is used to try to put out a fire.
bug man- (derogatory) a consumer under capitalism who likes it here
buoy (noun)- a floating marker that indicates that the water is denser than the buoy
bury one's head in the sand- to not focus on what I think is important
bushmeat- game in Africa.
bust someone's chops- to annoy someone by insulting them or the things they care about
butthurt (adjective)- disagreeing fervently: "liberals butthurt after losing the election"