Alien species- space race
Architect's daughter- designer baby
Beard- covergirl
Being bulletproof- catching fire
Blindfold- sight gag
Blueprints- construction paper
Braid- combination lock
Burlesque show- comic strip
Camouflage- optical elusion
Candy cane- staff confection
Chain letters- chain mail
Cultists- ye of little faith
DCE/SP- Blunt Force
Deep sea- down and out
Dodge punches- rock around the clock
Donation box- charity case
Focus- think fast
Founding Father- American Dad
Hand signals- digital communication
Interventricular septum- heartbreak
Literature- word art
Mad Minute Math- Limited Addition
Mailbag- messenger bag
Mr. Right- beau ideal
Mountain goat- hillbilly
MPAA- Video Monitors
Noblesse oblige- peer pressure
Pelt (barrage)- string-bean
Pregnancy- baby carriage
Process of elimination- deductive reasoning
Real Americans (as opposed to Coastal Elite)- the lay of the land
Religious artifacts- articles of faith
Remote control- teleprompter
Seasonal affective disorder- being as merry as the day is long
Sheet music- notepaper
Slut shamer- player hater
Steinbock- rockbilly
Stray heart- wanderlust
Strobe light- flashlight
Trade embargo- traffic jam
Typist- keyboardist, manual laborer
Visual gag- optical allusion
Wishing well- money pit
Working class hero- greatest common factor
Zero sum- net neutrality