Karlee says goodbye one more time as she has to yap about the incredible action-packed drama series, Tracker.
Tracker is based on a book series, written by Jeffery Deaver. It is about a bounty hunter named Colter Shaw (played by Justin Hartley) who has father and brother issues and a slightly damaged relationship with two of his sisters. His mom and Nana are both helping him on the way, along with his lawyer and a technical analyst. if Book-Toke was a man, it would be Coulter Shaw-- so I'm sorry if I yap a lot about him. I would also 100% recommend watching this show because it is better than getting ghosted by an immature boy. Cheers to a new beginning after these five episodes!
I need to apologize to the people who heard me say how much I am in love with Justin Hartley's characters for the millionth time in person. He is always a mama's boy and it's just adorable. In Tracker, Colter’s lawyer is his mother figure on the job, but they have a love-hate relationship, which made me love him even more. Apparently, Klamath Falls employees hate him for investigating everywhere, causing him to get arrested, even though he said, "I'll be out in a second."
At least Shaw was willing to be generous before his one-minute jail time, thanks to his lawyer. Apparently, she is not surprised that this arrest would happen, so I'm assuming the author had multiple pages of Colter’s jail history. (I was sort of right. It's indeed canon.) The lawyer was finally about to give up, saying, Nope. I'm not going to do this again! and this man’s face turned into the cutest doberman-pug mix frown. She eventually fell for it and I already did a long time ago.
To be completely honest, I had to restart the first episode multiple times because I just wanted to feel delusional about the reality of my love life.
The second episode felt like I was watching The Shining but with a tad bit of fictional fluff. For those who didn’t accidentally read online fiction that you had to pay for at the most immature age, fluff in stories means a joyful moment, such as happiness or a cute little romance. I was very confused by the ending of the first episode, but it ended up being a more than ten-minute scene of Colter checking on his mom, even if there were just raccoons everywhere.
In this episode, when Shaw got tracked down by a bad guy, he said, "If you bring that thing [a taser] near me, I'll take you down and shove it up your throat." when he got tracked down by a bad guy.* After that line...I didn't even know what I was going to be doing with my life. I just took a mental break and walked around my house while my sister was screaming at me to go to bed. She's moving out, eventually, so I don't see the problem. She only coped with this madness because Jensen Ackels is the brother.
I feel like producers could have filmed this in a different location in Springland, since the first few scenes had a bunch of trashy scenery, but that is just me rambling. How did the scenery even go from crusty leaves and fake-looking rocks to a slightly overseas bar and then millions of grassy fields? It feels like I am watching something Irish and I don't even know how to feel about it. There are Irish and Western men everywhere.
Of course, we meet the villains early, and they act like angry leprechauns. The first one was way too obvious, saying lines like:''She's not welcome here.'' ''No one cares.'' ''You ain't too smart are you?'' Colter was just trying to get information from the leprechaun villains in the third scene and one of them just immediately gets in Colter's face, revealing immediate suspicion from one guy.
It seems like Colter is struggling in the picture to the left, but I swear he threw those guys down and up as if he were picking up a simple Lego.
Colter never had this much worry and protectiveness over someone that is not even his ex before. Forget the two shooters. The tension between them was steamy as lava. He never touched anyone's knee like that yet. When I watched this scene, I screamed so much that my sisters came at me with a broom. The girl was also a horrible person, being forced to send disturbing photo's to random ''hook ups'' for her boss who owns a video store. That haunted me for an hour and interfered with my dreams about working at a video store.
To my disappointment, this episode was not filmed on or by Mt. Shasta, even though the title of the episode says Mt. Shasta. This is the only time I despised the writer's writing. That mountain looks like it is somewhere near the Oregon Caves. The cute little phone flip distracted me from ranting. He is still Kevin Pearson, no matter what. Colter makes it impossible for you hate him-- unless you are his lawyer.
She risked her job for this man so many times-- including that one scene where she walked in on him right after he took a shower. (Woah there: he had a towel around the waist.) Those glutes were covered up. Please don't fire The Scroll advisor just because I said glutes. Here's another compliment: he is good with kids. That's less gluteus maximus-ish.
While Shaw broke into a private casino, it is the thought of finding the bad guy earlier than usual that counts. In this scene, there was even a girl who was playing poker right next to him, flirting with him even after getting arrested to make up a better plan. That was the most relatable scene I have ever seen in my life. Get that actress an Oscar. I, too, would talk to a fictional man in prison like you, the BBG such as yourself.
This was the beginning of Hot Colter Shaw summer. This was one of my favorite articles and I'm sad to leave my senior year at The Scroll, especially if I could have had more ideas sooner. This class was cheaper than my therapy. I want a refund. I'm completely in denial and want to go back home (to GPHS), but I have to move on. Farewell, GPHS. Farewell, Scroll. I'll miss you all dearly and I hate missing people because it's depressing and I was still in therapy when I even joined Journalism. Your favorite T.V. cultural fashionista has to leave-- so goodbye. :c