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By Bryce Walsh
What is the capital of Egypt? ‘E’
7(4+x)=17 solve for x We’re always asking what x equals, but what does x want? We never ask how is x?
What was the theme of Poe’s ‘The Black Cat’? The theme or lesson is that dogs are always better than cats
At what age did Mozart create his first sympathy? Around the same age, I mastered potty training
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Use ‘archive’ in a sentence I’m using ‘archive’ in a sentence.
Define kinetic energy Energy produced in Kinetikit
If you have 5 chocolate bars and I take 2, what do you have? A vendetta against you. Why are you taking my chocolate?
Why did the Germans attack Belgium first in WW 1? Because they liked the chocolate and waffles there.
Use every digit from 1 to 9 exactly once to get the correct sum.
(From Trish Sisti's Math Class)
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