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12 Days of CHS
by Bryce Walsh
On the first day of CHS, Evan gave me
To sign out if taking public
On the second day of CHS, Evan gave me
2 speech sessions
And to sign out if taking public
On the third day of CHS, Evan gave me
3 repeated announcements, 2 speech sessions
And to sign out if taking public
On the fourth day of CHS, Evan gave me
4 bus delays, 3 repeated announcements, 2 speech sessions
And to sign out if taking public
On the fifth day of CHS, Evan gave me
5 gym shirts, 4 bus delays, 3 repeated announcements, 2 speech sessions
And to sign out if taking public
On the sixth day of CHS, Evan gave me
6 cheap folders, 5 gym shirts, 4 bus delays, 3 repeated announcements, 2 speech sessions
And to sign out if taking public
On the seventh day of CHS, Evan gave me
7 random students, 6 cheap folders, 5 gym shirts, 4 bus delays
3 repeated announcements, 2 speech sessions
And to sign out if taking public
On the eighth day of CHS, Evan gave me
8 classes a day, 7 random students, 6 cheap folders, 5 gym shirts, 4 bus delays, 3 repeated announcements, 2 speech sessions
And to sign out if taking public
On the ninth day of CHS, Evan gave me
9 months of school, 8 classes a day, 7 random students, 6 cheap folders, 5 gym shirts, 4 bus delays, 3 repeated announcements, 2 speech sessions
And to sign out if taking public
On the tenth day of CHS, Evan gave me
10 lunch clubs, 9 months of school, 8 classes a day, 7 random students, 6 cheap folders, 5 gym shirts, 4 bus delays, 3 repeated announcements, 2 speech sessions
And to sign out if taking public
On the eleventh day of CHS, Evan gave me
11 bells of ringing, 10 lunch clubs, 9 months of school, 8 classes a day, 7 random students, 6 cheap folders, 5 gym shirts, 4 bus delays, 3 repeated announcements, 2 speech sessions
And to sign out if taking public
On the twelfth day of CHS, Evan gave me
12 teachers teaching, 11 bells of ringing, 10 lunch clubs, 9 months of school, 8 classes a day, 7 random students, 6 cheap folders, 5 gym shirts, 4 bus delays, 3 repeated announcements, 2 speech sessions
And to sign out if taking public
An Unforgettable Christmas Story
By: Samaira Vivek
Once upon a Christmas, I stared at the snowy window. I was waiting for my older brother, Jack, to come back from his cousin’s house in Cincinnati. “Mom, when is Jack coming back? He’s supposed to be back for Christmas.” I asked. “He’ll be back soon.” My mom said.
I hear the doorbell ring. “Jack is here! Jack is here!” I screamed excitedly. I thought it was Jack, but it was really my dad and my Uncle Carlos come back to get the Christmas tree. “Oh” I say. “Oh? Is that what you say when we bring in the Christmas tree?” My dad says. “I thought it was Jack for a minute.” I said. “We just called him. His flight got delayed. So, he’s still in the airport in Cincinnati. Apparently, there is a huge blizzard there.” Uncle Carlos says.
I looked at the weather forecast on my phone in Cincinnati, it is like -2 degrees there. “Come on Megan, let's decorate the tree.” Uncle Carlos says. “Isn’t Jack supposed to be here for this?” I asked. “Don’t worry, he won’t miss out much.” My dad said. So, we ended up decorating the Christmas tree without Jack.
Jack always made Christmas special. He’d make Christmas jokes, watch Christmas movies and bake cookies with us. He also used to read me “The Night Before Christmas” when I was younger, but now he reads me A Christmas Carol. We finish the book around Christmas Eve. This time, he had to travel to Cincinnati, which I am not happy about. I hope he comes home on time.
The phone then rings. It was Jack. My dad picks up the phone. “Hello? Jack?” My dad asks. My dad speaks to Jack on the phone then hangs up. “That was Jack. His flight is in an hour so he might come home soon. He tells the family. “Time to make Christmas dinner and bake cookies.” Uncle Carlos announces. “Can’t we just wait for Jack to come home?” I asked. “Don’t worry, he’ll be home soon.” My dad says.
Haikus are easy
but they don't always sound right
Banana snowflake
By Bryce Walsh
"Nothing makes sense! So you might as well make nonsense! Think about it!" - Alex Hirsch
"I can make orange rhyme with banana
BOOOO...RRRRR..NNNN..ANA
In the hood playing fortnite with your grandma
I can even prove without a camera
I do homework in a pajama
Were I lay in bed
thoughts in my head
were I read
that someone said
that your grandma is a really nice person
and that her acts are kind and deserving
And that if anything were to happen
Someone gonna get a slapin
and that to wish grandma a nice day"
By Josh B.
FUNNIES by BRYCE WALSH
Correct Long Answers - By Bryce Walsh
(feel free to use these in class)
Name one thing hotter than the sun. My abbs
If you pay $10 for groceries that cost 8.53, what will be your change? Don't need to worry about change, I'll use my credit card
What's the farthest planet in our solar system? How can we know? There is endless space we don't see
When was the art of Kung-fu formed? When master Oogway had a vision of the Dragon Warrior
How many inventions did Lionardo De Vinchie invent? Technically none since he didn't coin any of them
How did Hamilton persuade the US to help the French in their war? He sang a long rap on Broadway
What is the capital of Texas? 'T'
Use 'Tangent' in a sentence. Tangent is a word to use in a sentence.
7X-54=74 Solve for X We're always asking what X equals, what about how is X? what does X want? What does X need?
Write an antonym for sophomoric not sophomoric
what do you call a pact of lions? a pact of lions
Define kinetic energy energy produced in Kinetikit
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