“COME ON, EAT ME ALREADY!” thought the Rice. “I want to play with my friends, broccoli and soy sauce while being slowly digested!”
Rice waited on the smooth porcelain plate so eager and excited.
Suddenly, he heard small voices coming from the human’s stomach. “RUN RICE!” said broccoli. “SHE WILL STAB YOU WITH HER SILVER POINTY TRIDENT AND THEN CHEW YOU TO DEATH!” soy sauce yelled. Rice heard this, he was scared. He started to scooch off the plate and onto the table.
Soon enough he was on the floor with the cat eating him. Long Live Rice.
Rice
Friend and Food
May 26 11:03
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May 27 1:34
Sunflower’s Diary
Dear Diary,
Something extraordinarily PAINFUL happened today.
I WAS CUT IN HALF BY THIS LUNATIC WHO THOUGHT I WAS “pretty” TODAY! It hurt SO bad that my water goo stash poured out! I was saving that so I could LIVE :( !
Well anyway, now I am in a pot filled with water (WHERE IS THE SOIL) at a window sill staring at my old spot. I can’t get out of this pot. Please send help.
Your Friend,
Sunflower
If my mom says I have to eat grapefruit because the store has no more more oranges, I just think i’m eating an
orange,
If my mom serves me arugala, I just pretend I’m eating crispy, watery cabbage,
If my mom makes brussel sprouts, I just dream I’m eating cheese balls,
If my mom makes limeade because she used all the lemons for her lemon water, I just Imagine I’m drinking
lemonade,
If my mom makes pinto bean soup, I envision edamame soup in my bowl,
But when I can’t imagine any more and my plate is full of nasty veggies, I just think of all the desert I will eat
after dinner.
Life can be as sweet as a popsicle.
Death can be as bitter and sour as a lime.
Some people say life is unfair,
Some people say life is TOO fair,
I say it is as crazy as bad hair.
Some people believe in god,
Some people DON’T believe in god,
I believe there is dog heaven.
Some people think I am weird.
Some people think I’m NOT weird,
I think it’s true!
Molasses and avocado go great together like harmony .
They dream about unicorns and horses, cat’s paws And even plaid lambs and raspberries.
As I say wake up they look around the room and see ghosts and elephants partying with 39 bottles of wine.
They can’t go back to sleep so avocado chops mango with a knife while molasses looks in a stocking for movie ideas.
Avocado’s heart is bellowing as he thinks about world peace.