by Greg Barense
The smell of Spring is in the air.
Flowers bloom with fragrance so fair.
But I'm sitting in a big ole funk.
Cause my little dog got xapped by a skunk.
She looked at me like I had a bone.
But to her surprise it was spray cologne.
I gave her some squirts behind the ears.
Which did much to quinch my tears.
Now my dog hardly reeks.
Probably cause it's been 4 weeks.
Now I fear to leave her loose alone.
Cause Im running very low on my supply of cologne.
The End