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11 Random Jokes
11 Random Jokes
What’s a frog’s favorite summertime snack?
Hopsicles!
What runs around the farm but never moves?
A fence.
How do you know the ocean is friendly?
It waves.
When do you go on red and stop on green?
Eating watermelon.
What do you call a pig with three eyes?
A piiig.
Where do sheep go on vacation?
The Baa-hamas
What did the reporter say to the ice cream?
What’s the scoop?
What do bees say in the summer?
It’s swarm.
What do the pigs say on a hot day?
I’m bacon.
Where do cows go on summer vacation?
Moo York
Why can’t two watermelons get married in Vegas?
Because they cantaloupe.
Knock- Knock Jokes
Knock- Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe come out and play in the sun?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce go to the beach!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sun.
Sun who?
Sun of a gun, it’s hot outside!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Beach.
Beach who?
Beach, you glad it’s summer?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pool.
Pool who?
Pool your sunscreen on, it’s time to swim!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Flip.
Flip who?
Flip-flop your way to the sandcastle!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Shell.
Shell who?
Shell we go surfing today?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sandy.
Sandy who?
Sandy Claus, ready for summer fun!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wave.
Wave who?
Wave hello to the summer breeze!
More Jokes
More Jokes
What is a horse’s favorite sport?
Stable tennis.
What has ears but can’t hear?
A cornfield.
Why was the cucumber upset?
Because it was in a pickle.
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.
What road do horses live on?
Mane Street.
Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?
Looking Gouda!
Where do you learn to make ice cream?
Sundae school.
What’s brown and hairy and covered in sunscreen?
A coconut on summer vacation.
Summer Dad Jokes
Summer Dad Jokes
Why did the grill go to therapy?
It was feeling a little “burned out”!
Why do hurricanes make good comedians?
Because their punchlines always blow you away!
Why did the beach house fall asleep at the end of summer?
It’s always near the sand, man!
What do you call a pen that’s always on time the first day of school?
“Write” on schedule!
Why don’t eggs want to go back to school?
They always crack under pressure!
How do trees get ready for cold weather?
They leaf their worries behind!
How do birds know it’s time to go back north?
They follow the Tweets!
What did the sweater say as the chilly weather rolled in?
“I’ve got you covered!”
Why did the old map go to magic school?
It excelled at mis-direction.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the first day of school?
Because her students were so bright!
More Random Jokes
More Random Jokes
What does a desert nurse always carry?
A thirst-aid kit
What did the astronaut say to the nosy reporter?
No comet
What has 4 wheels and flies?
A garbage truck!
Why do Santa’s elves love making hip-hop music?
To show off their wrapping skills!
How do you prepare for a party in outer-space?
You planet!
What is the largest moth ever discovered?
The mammoth!
Which country is always in a hurry?
Rush-a!
How do you calm an astronaut baby?
You rocket!
I would like to give credit for these jokes to: "Summer Jokes", "Entertain Your Toddler", "50 Funny Summer Jokes for Kids That Make Them Laugh", "Dock Tock", "20+ dad jokes about the end of summer"
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