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Dad Jokes
Dad Jokes
What’s the best place to plant flowers at a school?
In kinder-garden.
How excited was the gardener about the arrival of spring?
So excited that he wet his plants.
How did the tree feel about spring?
Re-leafed.
What’s Irish and comes out in spring?
Paddy O’Furniture
Which superhero likes spring the best?
Robin.
What’s the best day of the year to monkey around with your friends?
Ape-ril Fool’s Day.
Which monster is the best at playing April Fools’ Day jokes?
Prankenstein.
Spring Jokes
Spring Jokes
Where do birds vacation during spring break? Someplace cheep.
Why can't you trust trees? Because they're shady.
What did one spring flower say to the other? “You really got me growing.”
What kind of shoes do frogs wear when spring comes? Open-toad.
What do storm clouds wear under their pants? Thunder-wear.
One Liners
One Liners
Did you hear about the cashew and the walnut that threw a party when spring arrived? It was nuts.
Did you hear about the girl that ate a frog? They say she's going to croak.
How do birds know how to fly north in the spring? They wing it.
Why did the cloud stay home from school? It was feeling under the weather.
What did the ocean say when spring arrived? Nothing. It just waved.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. Spring wasn't too bad either.
What do you get when you cross a tulip with a dog? Collie-flower.
What do you call a group of rabbits hopping away from you? A receding hareline.
What kind of pickles are best for spring weather? Daffo-dills.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.
More Spring Jokes
More Spring Jokes
Why did the flower crash his bicycle? He lost control of the petals.
It’s springtime already? You’ve got to be pollen my leg.
How is the letter “A” like a flower? Because a bee comes after it.
How do you kiss in spring? With tulips.
When is the best time to buy a trampoline? Spring time.
10 More Spring Jokes
10 More Spring Jokes
What is Spring’s favorite kind of pickles? Daffo-dills.
How does the sun listen to music? On his ray-dio.
What is a baker’s favorite garden? A flour garden.
What do you call a well-dressed lion? A dandy lion.
Why did the farmer plant a seed in his pond? He was trying to grow a watermelon.
How does a bee brush her hair? With a honeycomb.
What kind of bean never grows in the garden? A jellybean.
What do bees need in order to fly in the rain? Their yellowjackets.
Why couldn’t the flower ride its bike? It lost its petals.
Knock Knock Jokes
Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Batter.
Batter who?
Batter hurry up and open the door!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting pirate.
Interrupting pir—
ARRRRR!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl be here all night if you don't let me in!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bison.
Bison who?
Bison Girl Scout cookies!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like to sit outside in the cold while someone keeps asking, "Who's there?"
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
Hey, I didn’t know you could yodel!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
Nobel … that’s why I knocked!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little help opening the door
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone want to let me in?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ears.
Ears who?
‘Ears another knock knock joke for ya!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy you in there!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Adorable.
Adorable who?
A-door-a-bell don't work, that's why I knocked!
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