Bible Quiz
A friend found this information in a Newspaper (The Chattanooga Times Free Press).
It was apparently compiled by the writer, Lisa Denton. Some of these are a hoot.
So with that by way of explanation: Check out these funny "one liners"
Q: Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A: Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone was in liquidation
Q Did Eve ever have a DATE with Adam?
A. No, just an APPLE
Q Where was Solomon's Temple located?
A. On the side of his head.
Q Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?
A When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.
Q What excuse did Adam give to his children as to
why he no longer lived in Eden?
A Your mother ate us out of house and home.
Q How does Moses make his Coffee?
A He brews it
Q Why didn't Noah go fishing?
A He only had 2 worms.
Q How do we know Peter was a rich fisherman?
A By his NET income.
Q Who was the smartest man in the Bible?
A. Abraham. He knew a LOT
Q What animal could Noah not trust?
A The Cheetah
Q What kind of man was Boaz before he married?
A Ruth-less
Q Which Bible character (other than Adam and Eve)
had no parents?
A. Joshua, the son of Nun
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