Bible Quiz

A friend found this information in a Newspaper (The Chattanooga Times Free Press).

It was apparently compiled by the writer, Lisa Denton. Some of these are a hoot.

So with that by way of explanation: Check out these funny "one liners"

Q: Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

A: Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone was in liquidation

Q Did Eve ever have a DATE with Adam?

A. No, just an APPLE

Q Where was Solomon's Temple located?

A. On the side of his head.

Q Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?

A When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

Q What excuse did Adam give to his children as to

why he no longer lived in Eden?

A Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Q How does Moses make his Coffee?

A He brews it

Q Why didn't Noah go fishing?

A He only had 2 worms.

Q How do we know Peter was a rich fisherman?

A By his NET income.

Q Who was the smartest man in the Bible?

A. Abraham. He knew a LOT

Q What animal could Noah not trust?

A The Cheetah

Q What kind of man was Boaz before he married?

A Ruth-less

Q Which Bible character (other than Adam and Eve)

had no parents?

A. Joshua, the son of Nun

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