Pirate

Races: Any (Don't be surprised if'n ye get hunted bein' a foofy arse tree elf.  You'll 'av t' be evil too.)

Deitys:  All (See above)

Alignment: Evil (Goody goodies shouldn't be drinkin' muggin', lootin' or pillagin')
Primary Stats: Dex, Str, Con

Stat Training: Str: 7, Con: 3, Dex: 5

200 Vitality: v.m.c 94, v.m.e 186, v.p.h 162, v.p.e 358

Alternate Info: http://teveshszat.50megs.com/pirate_advance.html

Advancement:

Fighting:

fi to 5

fi.of to 10

fi.of.me to 15

fi.of.me.sh to 300 (optionally you can go blunt or unarmed, sharp gets a bleed, blunt gets a daze brawl effect & unarmed gets silence)

fi.of.me to 300

fi.of.sp to 300 (mileage varies depending on race & racial bonus to special)

fi.of to 300

fi to 300

fi.of.ra.pr to 300 (Not much of a pirate if'n ye can't blast ships outta th' water now are ye?)

fi.of.ra to 300 (Are ye really that stupid ye gots t' 'ave th' same explanation twice?)

fi.de.do.me to 300 (if unarmed)

fi.de.do to 300 (if unarmed)

fi.de.pa.me to 300 (if sharp/blunt)

fi.de.pa to 300 (if sharp/blunt)

fi.de to 300

fi.de.backfill skills to 300

Covert:

c to 5

c.s to max 

(Ye like hidin' & muggin' sucka's don't ye?, gives ye a bonus t' th' cheap shit ye do when brawling now too 'pparently...)

covert to max 

c.h to max (Ya like being able t' get away if'n ya gots caught don't ye?)

c.t.p to max (Ya like muggin' lootin' STEALIN' an' pillagin' don't ye?   If'n not, then why th' fuck are ye on dis page?)

c.t to max

c.t.s to max

c.t.l to max

Parrot Quest:  Figure that shit out on yer own.   Too many of ye landlubber bitches be sharin' that shit and shoud've walked th' plank fer it.    Maybe you kiddies should go have Blackbeard tell ye a story with all this hand holdin' horseshit.

Wavecrasher Quest:  Figure that shit out on yer own too.   Did yer mammy not hold yer hand enough as a kid?  Need her t' wipe yer arse too?   Be a salty dog n' figure out how t' do it wit' a hook 'n' not fuck yer own arse.  There be plenty of other webpages from rats that got a bit too blabby when drunk 'n should've walked th' plank.