Weapons

Brass Knuckles

What the name implies. This melee weapon doubles the damage of the wearer's physical attack power when used, but can be taken off to use bare fists.

B.E.E.F

Originally a chain saw chassis, the Biological Energy Electrical Funnel was manufactured by Rocco to combine various objects he had at his disposal in his hideout at the beginning of Episode 2. Made up of vacuum hoses, small garbage cans, lids, and pots, this weapon can only be used at pretty close ranges since it relies on the hose making contact with the opponent.

The weapon was designed and created before the memes began to break into his property. It attempts to drain the bodily strength of those it touches when activated. This results in a very slow drain of current power, and fairly fast drain in current health to those it touches while the trigger is pulled.

Rocco's Shades

Desperation calls for desperate measures, and Rocco eventually makes this tool for that very reason WAY down the timeline. While the original purpose of these shades is to copy the microscopic barcodes the Blue, Red, and Green Shades use, it can also be loaded with stun darts.

Rocco replaced both hinges and subsequent screws of the glasses with a tube that very small darts can be loaded into, and blown out the other side to stun opponents upon impact. The tool can be used should all other weaponry fail, become unavailable (like in stealth areas), or somehow be taken from him.

Ammo

• Stun Dart

Alt Fire

• Copy Pasta

  • While this isn't entirely an "alternate fire" mode, using this on an object locked by one of the shades will hack the console, find what QR code it's expecting, and replicate it to unlock the lock.

Er Rifle

Modeled after a generic pistol, this weapon is a futuristic handgun that fires sound waves from a Pat instead of bullets. The technology for this weapon was originally founded by CyphGod, but most often used by low-class memes and as the earliest weaponry Damani and Rocco acquire.

As stated in Pat's description, a property his screams possess allows targets to be designated and leave those NOT targeted unscathed, which lets the Er Rifle's inhumanly loud sound waves shoot out in a narrow cone, leaving those out of it's aim (including it's user) unharmed.

Ammo

• Er Cartridge

Alt Fire

• Er'nade

  • The Er Cartridge that contains the Pat sound waves used to fire the weapon is somewhat fragile, and should it be broken, all the sound waves are forcibly ejected from it at once. This quirk can be used as an intentional feature by those who are aware of it.

Booty Blaster

Originally Rocco's blue umbrella from junior year, now modified into a make-shift shotgun. The weapon's chassis is fairly brittle as it's only a somewhat cheap umbrella at it's core, but opening the shaft reveals a chamber for bullets rather than a rod that holds up cloth to cover it's user from rain.

The plastic tip of the umbrella now has a hole carved into it where the shrapnel and bullet bursts out from, and the button that once opened the umbrella now fires the weapon. Junior year Rocco is the soul user of this weapon, as only one exists with each of him (since each copy that enters the story via time travel has one too).

Ammo

• Booty Shells

Booty Blaster EX

Using Rocco's Booty Blaster design, Duragman turned the makeshift umbrella weapon into a fully featured metal shotgun. All properties and workings of the original Booty Blaster are identical to this one, although it's more durable since it's housed in a different body that ACTUALLY IS a shotgun this time. Duragman also forced lower-class memes not actively in battle (or a position in his army) to produce the weapon in a facility CyphGod made for him, hence why Cucs also use this weaponry. Since this weapon is a shotgun (like the original), it's most effective at closer range.

Ammo

• Booty Shells

Super Booty Blaster

Much like the Booty Blaster EX, this weapon uses the original Booty Blaster blueprints to create a weird superpowered monstrosity. While the Booty Blaster EX was created by Duragman, this version was created by Rock. This weapon essentially doubles the width of the Booty Blaster EX body, and adds ANOTHER barrel to the end of it. With that said, this weapon consumes double the ammo of the Booty Blaster EX, but ALSO deals DOUBLE the amount of damage.

This is most useful at closer range, where all Booty Blasters do more damage at, since ALL bullets and shrapnel hit the same target at once. This version of the Booty Blaster can also hold moderately more shells at once than the original two.

Ammo

• Booty Shells

Alt Fire

• Alternating Bursts

  • This firing mode causes each side of the weapon to shoot in alternating steps. While ammo usage and damage (as well as the number of bullets shot out) is halfed, and therefore the same as the Booty Blaster or Booty Blaster EX. This can be useful since it technically allows the weapon to shoot quicker. This does NOT however bypass the amount of ammo that can be loaded in at one time, and will still need to reload when the chamber is empty.

Cock Obliterator 9000

Originally a song, this compilation of noises finds itself manifested as a rapid-fire weapon designed and mass manufactured by CyphGod, sometimes called the CO9000. He also developed the technology that powers the Er Rifle with Pat's sound waves, to which this weapon uses a modified version of. The chassis of the weapon is made of Skeen, a magically strong material of fleshy consistency.

The primary fire of the weapon causes the front motor to spin, much like a chain gun. Once at it's top speed, the Er Cartridge will begin to feed the weapon until completion. The same can be said for the alt fire mode, just slower.

Er Rifles take the sound waves in fairly large increments and shoot it out without modifying it, something this weapon does NOT do. The sound waves are first modified from Pat's voice to CyphGod's voice, a calling card of sorts. They're then syphoned out MUCH slower than the Er Rifle, allowing one cartridge to power WAY more shots than it's prior design.

Ammo

• Er Cartridge

Alt Fire

• Slow Fire

  • Cyphers use this firing mode ALL the time, no matter what. This mode uses slightly less ammo in times of desperation or conservation, but spins and shoots slower, dealing less damage. It also required PUSHING the trigger rather than pulling it, which is how one determines what fire mode is used.

Kennen Cannon

Designed by Rocco after the memes started to show themselves on Earth, this weapon is crafted from pieces of metal and other objects like cans and door handles, either smelted down and formed into another object or molded to fit into a rocket launcher looking body.

This weapon uses Kennen Demon Spit as it's ammunition, using their weapons against themselves. The spit is funneled into rocket heads (rockets) and can either be shot out or dropped like a grenade. When dropped, the head will bounce until it eventually explodes or comes into contact with an opponent. When shot, the back thruster will be activated, propelling the explosive projectile until it collides with a wall, opponent, or other rocket.

Ammo

• Rockets and\or Kennen Demon Spit

Alt Fire

• Drop

  • Rather than shooting the ammunition out with force, it can be dropped out, to which it bounces around until it explodes in a moderate amount of time, or impacts with a living body or meme.

Error Gun

This fully automatic weapon fires fake generated errors to overpower those hit by them. The weapon does NOT need to spin-up and fires extremely fast projectiles that deal fairly low damage, but rack up quickly from the sheer amount of them. These projectiles do NOT EXplode, but rather IMplode in on themselves. This implosion syphons current health from those it impacts.

Should the projectile come into contact with a wall, floor, or ground, it will implode just the same but leave a scar (similar to that of a burn mark) that soon fades away. Unlike rockets, these projectiles can NOT collide with themselves, but WILL collide with rockets, though it doesn't make them explode unless hit multiple times.

Ammo

• Meme Canister

Cock Obliterator Blaster

This weapon is so large and heavy that it weighs just about a ton. Only those strong enough to lift it can make use of it, and CyphGod is pretty much the soul user of it since others either don't know about it or can't even lift it.

Rather than Skeen, this weapon is made from smoke that's been infused with so much durag energy that it hardened, and then said durag energy was syphoned out, leaving a hard cloud of weed smoke that can be touched without the durag energy harming those equipping it. It's not incredibly strong, but CyphGod isn't totally defenseless if it breaks, and he can also get another since he's already produced a fair share of them (though not as many as the CO9000).

The primary fire of the weapon causes the front motor to spin, much like a chain gun, reach it's top speed, and fire the Pat sound waves from the Er Cartridge as the original CO9000 did. This version however deals more damage, shoots faster, and the sound waves travel further.

Ammo

• Er Cartridge

Alt Fire

• Slow Fire

  • Causes the motor to spin much slower, and uses slightly less ammo in times of desperation or conservation, but shoots slower and deals less damage.

Meme Machine 2.0

Originally Rocco's phone, this Alcatel One Touch was modified to be able to utilize memes, thus fighting back against the army with their own weaponry. The phone is quite old however and one shot with the newly infused meme power drains the entire battery, so the user must take the case off, pull the battery, and dip it in a canister of memes before putting it back in, rebooting the phone, and aiming for the next shot.

Headshots and closeup body shots can often kill instantly, and while it's durable build quality allows it to be used like a melee weapon at close range, it's more used like a sniper rifle than heavy artillery. Unlike most other weapons, the user CAN interrupt the reload process, but will still have no ammo when switched back to, and still have to reload.

Ammo

• Meme Canister

Alt Fire

• Melee Attack

  • While this isn't really an "alternate fire" mode, the deals about double the damage of the user's physical attack power when used as a melee weapon, much like Brass Knuckles (and no-where NEAR a normal shot from the weapon.

Linux Launcher

After learning how to infuse weapons with memes from the Meme Machine 9000, Rocco went on to create this beast of a gun from materials around The Meme Dimension. Ripping up pieces of floor and using materials exclusive to the dimension, Rocco built this almost indestructible body, to which the ammunition hides inside.

The main body of the weapon is parts of flooring from various places around The Meme Dimension, and inside the main head housing is an optical drive. This drive is loaded with a bootable CD that, once powered, will spin-up and read the disc. The trigger of the gun will supply the drive with subsequent electricity, and when the data is read from the drive, it's fed into the main compartment of the weapon, where it gets infused with memes. The force alone from this chemical reaction is so great that energy shoots out from the three tips. The singular projectile that forms from the three barrel-like structures at the end of the weapon will travel straight engulfing (and destroying, NOT detonating) rockets, or other projectiles until it comes into contact with a wall or body, where it will explode. When viewed from a distance, this explosion can look like similar to a nuke cloud, but MUCH smaller and disperses rather quickly.

Once this happens, all electricity is lost from the housing and must be charged again by pressing and holding the trigger to fire. This means that simply pressing the trigger is NOT enough, and will only make the drive inside spin-up, lose power\normal electrical current, and spin-down again. To circumvent this, a second trigger on the backside of the handle supplies power to the drive. It is REQURIED that the user HOLDS this button with their thumb for the main trigger to do anything. This electrical current is generated from the memes poured into the ammunition chamber, located in the backside of the chassis.

Ammo

• Meme Canister