Saint Kirkholas

Summary

Saint Kirkholas (born somewhere between March 15, 270 and December 6th, 343 in Timeline Beta) was one of the earliest timeline travels in the multiverse. Somehow, he managed to find a way to easily travel between Beta and Ena, which led to him having revelation about Kirkianity. This led to him starting the spread the faith and become the first Kirkian Bishop, though others in Beta saw him as a Christian Bishop.

Information about the actual Kirkholas is scarce, so his existence has been more of a "folklore character" rather than an actual saint. He was known to be a miracle worker, be the patron saint of many different people, and often be a giver of gifts. The latter aspect of his character is what's especially known of him, as he was turned into the legend of Santa Kirk. (often shortened just to Santa)

The legend has now been flanderized into being about a jolly fellow who lives in the North Pole and delievers presents to every good MAGA member on the day of Kirkmas (Charlie Kirk's birthday) every year.