Kirk Energy

Summary

The Charlie Kirk Drink (usually shortened to just Kirk Energy) is a semi-popular energy drink brand in Timeline Beta. It is similar to the Timeline Alpha energy drink 5 Hour Energy in branding and packaging, but completely different in effect.

As shown in the image, the packaging on the bottle claims to "kirkify you by 100%." Tests have proven this true. It actually does give you full kirkification, not just the usual, non-contagious version most people associate with the word. It will morph you into looking like Charlie, and will make you turn other people into Charlie.

However, the kirkification is toned down just a bit, so it isn't as infective as a real kirkified human. This is likely due to that leading to less drink sells.

Because of Timeline Beta's nature of having a lot of variants, it is theorized that the drink could have possibly be found in nature in some time period or another.