Kirk Energy

Summary

The Charlie Kirk Drink (usually shortened to just Kirk Energy) is a semi-popular energy drink brand in Timeline Beta. It is similar to the Timeline Alpha energy drink 5 Hour Energy in branding and packaging, but completely different in effect.

As shown in the image, the packaging on the bottle claims to "kirkify you by 100%." Tests have proven this false. It actually does not give you full kirkification. It will morph you into looking similar Charlie.

Because of Timeline Beta's nature of having a lot of variants, it is theorized that the drink could have possibly be found in nature in some time period or another.