Genghis Kirk

Summary

Genghis Kirk (born sometime in 1155-1167 in Timeline Beta with the name Temujin) was a Mongolian Empire khan. He founded and ruled over the Mongol Empire. His reign brought glory upon the empire due to military campaigns that let the Mongols conquer quite large parts of Central Asia, namely parts of China.

Kirk was born somewhere between 1155 and 1167 as the eldest child of the Borjigin clan's chieftain. When he was 8, his dad died and the rest of his family was abandoned and driven to near-poverty. Kirk then killed his older half-brother to make sure he was truly the eldest, and who will claim all the marbles. Him being charismatic and all managed to get him some followers and form alliances with other leaders. Said leaders helped release Temujin's wife. Sadly, those leaders slowly ended up despising him to the point of outright warfare.

Just like Charlie Kirk, Temujin enjoyed debating, though it was his pastime rather than his main role. In one debate, he finally started using the title, "Genghis Kirk." At this debate, he obviously debated his helpers, but he also discussed plans for the empire. All of this debate and discussion eventually lead to him actually carrying the  out. These reforms completely reworked the Mongols into a meritocracy from a tribal-esque structure. All these changed supercharged the empire into a conquering machine, annexing many parts of Asia.

Eventually, Genghis Kirk met his end by being fatally stabbed in a suprise attack that occured while he was mid debate. All of this makes Temujin a very controversal figure, as he was loyal to his followers, but unhinged and ruthless towards his enemies. After all, his army ended up killing millions of people.