Charlie Pork

Summary

Charlie Pork was a popular social media personality and creator within Timeline Gamma. He looks like a cross between Charlie Kirk and the Timeline Alpha meme, John Pork.

In the same fashion as John Pork, his whole gimmick was calling people on their cell phone abruptly. Specifically, Charlie Pork typed random numbers into his phone and threateningly appeared on the victim's other's phone. This got him a lot of traction because his gimmick was annoying, but also quite funny.

Things took a dark turn however when Charlie Pork called an itallian mafia leader named Tim Cheese. Just like the meme from Timeline Alpha, Tim Cheese is an anthropomorphized version of a mouse. Unlike the meme's, this was no laughing matter. Tim Cheese was especially pissed when Charle Pork prank-called him. So pissed, that he flew over to Spain and kidnapped Charlie.

Thankfully, Charlie knew this would happen after first calling him, so he contacted ██████ and was taken in to be cloned. The original Charlie Pork was then taken to Italy by Tim Cheese and was dropped into a pool of battery acid, dissolving him.

The clone was then employed by ██████, who he works with to this day.