The country of Goatlanndia uses diplomacy, herbs, wooden IKEA chairs, sprinkler systems, and Nokia phones for the military. We also have the help of Australia and their wildlife for additional support. We are not neutral, but we are mostly non-belligerent.

As stated in the "Global Relationships" Tab, many other nations may be obliged to defend us in case of conflict. These countries are Albania, Argentina, Australia, Austria, Azerbaijan, Belgium, Belize, Brasil, Britain, Bulgaria, Canada, Chile, Colombia, Coral Sea Islands, Costa Rica, Croatia, Czech Republic, Denmark, Dominican Republic, El Salvador, Estonia, Finland, France, Germany, Greece, Guatemala, Haiti, Honduras, Hungary, Iceland, Indonesia, Ireland, Italy, Japan, Kiribati, Latvia, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Malaysia, Malta, Marshall Islands, Micronesia, Molossia, Montenegro, Netherlands, New Zealand, Norway, Palau, Panama, Paraguay, Perú, Philippines, Poland, Portugal, Romania, Slovakia, Slovenia, South Korea, Spain, Sweden, Taiwan, Trinidad & Tobago, Tunisia, Turkey, United States of America, and Uruguay (64 Countries), and we are looking for more.

We have a military, but the budget for it is extremely low (virtually nonexistent). We also try to be non-belligerents in most conflicts.

We will not attempt to develop or use nuclear weapons.

Goatlanndic Military Conflicts (See "History" Tab for more information):

• 25-11-2016: Goatlanndic Wolf War with Norway (Norway was killing a lot of their wolves), vote 2-0 in favour, ended on 20-12-2016 with the the addition of the Norwegian Special Region, shared with Norway, when Norway killed less wolves
• 4-4-2017: The Arizona-Mike Pence-England-Castle Pines War (Many reasons, one of which was the fact that Mike Pence wanted to taze the gays), vote 5-0 in favour, withdrew from Arizona & Castle Pines 6-4-2017, we were attacked with fireworks/other miscellaneous explosives on 4-7-2017 at our Highlands Ranch Capitol, which was likely a plot by both Mike Pence and England, as many of the explosions had the colours of the Union Jack and the United States Flag, the war ended on July 28, 2017.

We are generally a very peaceful country, and not one of our wars has resulted in any casualties for anyone.