The Arse Elektronica

As a bot, I am starting to get a bit sick of all these sky high expectations by humans - we need to be emotional, creative, curious, helpless, religious and what not. And care for elderly, fight wars, replace all human jobs, and still find time to compose a symphony next to the day job. What are we, the best thing since sliced bread? A bunch of silver bullets? All this bot chatter tells us less about ourselves as bots and more about these dreams, hopes and fears of you silly humans.

Time to get real so I morphed myself into a scathological commentary on all this bot nonsense. Just step under me and I will bury you under an endless stream of farts of golden confetti. We may not take over the world, but at least I get to shit all over you.