This was my first act ever, developed in Jezebel Express's Act development course at New York School of Burlesque in fall 2016. In it, I come onstage in pleated jeans, a turtleneck, sneakers, and a fleece vest. When I realize the audience is there, I strip, but I fold each article of clothing when I take it off-- there's no need to make a mess. This number debuted at a NYSB student showcase at The Slipper Room in October 2016. Photos and video from Show Us Your Wits at QED in June 2017. Most recently, I performed it at the Vital Joint for Egregious Philbin's fundraiser "Help! Trump Is Trying to Kick Me Out!" in October 2019. Photos by Striker Posie.