This act debuted at Metropolis Burlesque's Six Geeks a-Stripping at Bizarre Bushwick in December 2018. In December 2019, I performed it at JC Burlesque's LiberTease at FM Bar in Jersey City and at Misbehavin' Musicals at The Red Room at KGB Bar. There's some dancing on the Festivus pole, some removal of distracting tinsel, some airing of grievances (and other things), and of course, feats of strength. It's a Festivus miracle! Photos by Striker Posie. Video by Julie Watson.