Most women I know don't enjoy being catcalled. It's especially annoying when it happens on the heaviest, crampiest day of your period and sometimes you just want to say "REALLY? YOU WANT A PIECE OF THE SLASHER FILM IN MY PANTS?" This number lets me live out that fantasy. Video and photos from Magical Girl Burlesque's 2018 Battlestrip; video by Betty Brash. I also performed this at the 2018 NJ Burlypicks at Roxy and Dukes.

Note that I've made some costume changes since the video and edited the sound to include my banter so that I can lip synch it rather than shouting over the music.