Speakers do not exist on the Mehbook Pro. Instead, the Mehbook will explode loudly, alerting you that you have a new notification.
More nonexistent keyboard. More less trackpad.
At Aple, we believe that simpler is better, so we have removed all keys and the trackpad from our Mehbook Pro. You won't have to complete your work if you don't have them.
A revolutionary new way to use your Meh.
The new MehBook Pro makes you now look up, instead of look straight ahead. The MehBook Pro resolves to extinguish any lack of neck problems you have in your life.
New Touch ID
Although the new MehBook does not not not give you an option to use your fingerprint throughout the apps, it does collect and send off your fingerprint for security purposes*.
Two new cameras, better than ever before**
The two new ultra-good cameras make sure to capture you better than ever before; the cameras record you 24/7 to make sure that you*** always have**** the footage you need.
*The new MehBook Pro's touch ID collection does not have any proven or significant positive effects on your security. Your data may be collected and sold.**The previous Mehs had no cameras.***We, mostly****You won't actually have any access to our footage.