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A new generation of Phoen
A new generation of Phoen
The new iPhoen connects back to our old immigrant daddi named Jahard. In the old 1700s, he was the first to arrive in the Australian Outback, resulting in his befriendment of the pigs, which ended in him having many children, one of them being the classic phoen we all know and love. We have come a long way since then [2.75 minutes to be exact] which is why the new iPhoen honors its legacy, and features a removable antenna and sexy blowing up capabilities.
New screaming human face as Spicy Back Speaker®
New screaming human face as Spicy Back Speaker®
All crappy speakers are crappy. That's why here at Aple we vowed to make you a great quality speaker that works*. What's the one best way to do this? By shrinking our very own Deluxe Human Faces® to scream your music right at your face. It sounds almost as if there's someone singing the music in your room, because there is!
All crappy speakers are crappy. That's why here at Aple we vowed to make you a great quality speaker that works*. What's the one best way to do this? By shrinking our very own Deluxe Human Faces® to scream your music right at your face. It sounds almost as if there's someone singing the music in your room, because there is!
Improved SuperPlus Feelb** Charging Port Capabilities
Improved SuperPlus Feelb** Charging Port Capabilities
Our charging port is superplus feelby, we promise.
Our charging port is superplus feelby, we promise.
Advanced Screen Light Capabilities
Advanced Screen Light Capabilities
The iPhoen 2.75Y features three advanced led lights, simulated to look as if they work at all times (almost like a real screen).
The iPhoen 2.75Y features three advanced led lights, simulated to look as if they work at all times (almost like a real screen).
*Sometimes**According to the FDA, we are required to list the Feelb means non-working or un-operational. Notes about the SBS®–Speaker might not always work. The human in your speaker works whenever he feels like it, and crying noises may emerge from your Phoen as a result of the person's sadness. Please realize and respect your SBS®'s feelings, as it's a detached face.
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