Aple Watch

First, a poem:

he wants to consume your feet

you must consume him first

or be eat

so burn those calories

run to and or the from your Aple Watch.

he be a watchin' ya.

he is your daaa-ad! he's your dad! boogiewoogiewoogie

his name is buffet because you will eat him or be eat

outrun him or die

get vuhvuhvery fast and fit fast